SycoMantis91

This is awesome and they should be real. Thanos is strong and all, and it wouldn't be a breeze, but I don't see any way he wins

The comments prove this is a joke thread that no one's taking seriously. And here I almost responded

I like both, but I'm a massive Metalhead. There's just less good Rap because it's used so much to garner mainstream success. Bands like Black Veil Brides and Motionless in White are starting to push Metal to that plateau, but here's hoping they crash and burn. I don't mind something being popular if it's not watered down and catering to the mass public in order to do so. Sorry, point is, Metal, though there's some amazing Rap as well, both require looking however.

Because it's everything any rational person would expect?

You all keep saying you're surprised by people not being here, but there's one glaring omission that i think stands above all others: MAGIK

One on one, both of these guys are a tough matchup for Superman, ignoring the fact that Superman usually has to win somehow for the comics to keep going, with Superboy as his partner, Darkseid and Mongul would destroy them 9/10 times, and just beat them the other 1.

Kit Fisto is definitely one of the best characters in the EU, even though if you've only seen the movies, he's just "that tentacle guy"

Happy to help, glad at least one of us has some faith in our race nowadays

Thank you. The Marvel movies are some of the most bafflingly beloved creations I've ever witnessed. The very best of them (Iron Man and Avengers) are, at best, kinda "meh" action flicks with a good laugh or two and a decent action scene that gets old long before it ends.

He's just painfully boring to me. He's not really a character, he's a stereotypical ideal given life, at least in the adaptations I've seen. The only time I've enjoyed him is in Marvel vs Capcom 2. Honestly, the concept of the shield and how it's used in combat is generally awesome but even that's typically implemented in the most simplistic and uninteresting of ways. I think if he wasn't typically such a major character in Marvel storylines, it wouldn't bother me that he's there, but, while I don't hate him, he kinda just dulls out anything he's in.