Flash wtf moments

calling myself a fan of the Flash,.. i may get laughed at by more serious fans who actually know a thing about the Flash. And certainly by writing this blog. So I ended up on a tumblr page that ought to have been titled "wtf moments of Flash". First, i was caught by surprise when i saw THIS! An image of him kissing the Canary! They were in the first generation of the League, yes, and the founders to me will always be this generation, not some trinity BS, and i would have loved this couple, yet... they both have other partners i'm used to seeing them with. Canary, i have felt personally, does better as an independent woman kicking ass, a younger woman, trying to show her mother her stuff. Yet....

And then,.. i saw this, Flash fist pumping his nemesis, (but also his biggest fan) Zoom did idolize Flash, go back in time to meet his hero, alter his appearance to be his hero,... ultimate fandom man, why is he considered a psycho again? i guess he made a couple dick moves killing his wife and mother and all but he is the Flash Thompson to Flash's Spider-Man.

I'm not going to lie, i love Thawne. I love the dualism, the "evil-twin" thing, that obsession, (Bart and Inertia's EVEN better!) This team up would have been SO COOL! But i'm sure there's some momentary universal mess up or a psychological one, because these 2 hate each other,

next, my attention was caught by Flash getting attacked by,...... fucking Dinosaurs?? that's cool! Flash is a scientist, he can run through time, i like dinosaurs,... but with weapons? i'm like,.... wtf?????????

I did see 2 more amazing pictures, of a young Wally hugging his uncle Barry, it's beautiful and i have accepted Wally's existence now, he's not too bad,... and Flash protecting a dog. With his life. i don't know the story here, but that's cool. Real admirable. A true hero, who protects the weak and not caring whether it's human or animal. If these heroes truly existed,... that's what they'd be like. And the Flash is the Tygra of DC, the most purest morally.

14 Comments
14 Comments
Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

Posted by tomlikesfries

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

LMAO

Posted by sweatboy

Flash! YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THAT! don't mess with Deathstroke! he's not in your league. But,... you ARE faster, and smarter. try a different approach. Use surprise!! But,... you obviously can't wait, cos you're the hero and and people will get hurt if you wait!

Posted by ssejllenrad

Still a WTF moment even though it's not Flash's fault...

Posted by sweatboy

man,... some of these goofy old comics,... tsk tsk. You guys seen the "remember when..?" articles?

Posted by sweatboy

@ssejllenrad said:

Still a WTF moment even though it's not Flash's fault...

i don't have the quote but,... he tells Clark that he let him win every race http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/8-2-B-4-9-5/01FlashRebirth3.jpg

Posted by ssejllenrad

@sweatboy: Here you go.

Posted by The_Tree

Wally slapping the ish out of Mark Shaw/Manhunter/Privateer.

Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy

When Wally saved a ton of people before a atomic bomb fell. Come one. Being super fast is a great power, but that's too fast. It's boring.

Posted by sweatboy

@BiteMe-Fanboy said:

When Wally saved a ton of people before a atomic bomb fell. Come one. Being super fast is a great power, but that's too fast. It's boring.

"I'd like to get to know you, but you're talking much too slowly,.... can you imagine anything so lonely?" - ballad of Barry Allen

@ssejllenrad said:

@sweatboy: Here you go.

YESS!!! THANKS!

Posted by Stormbox

One word: lol

Posted by sweatboy

@The_Tree said:

Wally slapping the ish out of Mark Shaw/Manhunter/Privateer.

wins the whole damn thread! lol

@Stormbox said:

One word: lol

:O........ daFUQ??? (never imagined a man who metabolizes at an INCREDIBLE rate getting FAT)

Posted by SmashBrawler

This one's a damn classic:

Posted by sweatboy

@SmashBrawler said:

This one's a damn classic:

omg,......