Peter: Hey Mary Jane! I have these cool super powers that have caused me to be feared, persecuted, lied about, hunted, beaten up, almost killed, bonded by an alien symbiote, had those close to me attacked and harassed, and their deaths are partially my fault. Friendships strained, and then there's Spider Man 3. So you want some too?
Mary Jane: Uhhh? You can keep it to yourself, Tiger.
Peter: Okay. I was just doing what Joe Quesada wants me to do.
Seriously, who wants the love of their life to experience crap like that?
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