supertank111

Remember, S.H.I.E.L.D. took apart the Destroyer and weaponized it for themselves with that gun in The Avengers, so Iron Man might have Destroyer armor.

Hulk vs. Thing MOVIE versions - even match? Remember - Thing wasn't nearly as impressive as Hulk in the movies

Thor vs. SS (movie versions) - Possible even match.

Iron Man vs. Human Torch - possible even match.

Mr. Fantastic vs. Captain America - possible even match

Invisible Woman vs . . . Hawkeye? - Jeremy Renner (STUD) seduces Jessica Alba (MILF) and roofies her, rendering her useless in this battle

Now it is an even match!

Morals: OFF

Location: Somalia (I always pick Somalia for battles because it is the one place on earth that would look better after being ravished by a superhuman battle)

Who wins?

Before you lock this thread, just know that Thor destroying Jerry Sandusky is TRUE justice, and the very meaning of being a superhero. A child molester is the worst thing a person can be. I understand Hitler was bad, but if someone molested 6 million children, they would be viewed as even worse than Hitler.

Life in prison is not enough for Jerry Sandusky.

Sandusky gets constant thunder shocks to the testicles.

Justice Served.

Morals: OFF

Location: Alcatraz

Thor - God of Thunder

vs.

Jerry Sandusky - child molester

Who wins?

I think Thor would win by pinning Sandusky to a wall, while all the boys he molested take turns smashing him in the balls and face and knee caps and windpipe with multiple blunt objects. Thor then shoves Mjolnir up Sandusky's wazoo - hammerhead end first - a taste of Sandusky's own medicine.

Morals: OFF

Location: Somalia

Who do you think wins?

Thor throws them into outer space - I don't think they can breathe in space

@leokearon said:

SDCC 2012 has arrived which means Marvel Universe 3.75" Figure news, interesting the preview night mostly showed off new multipacks including X-men Vs Avengers 2 packs rather than new figures... well one new figure was revealed to eagle eyed people at the Diorama

When is Silver Surfer/Dr. Strange 2-pack available?

Great shots btw

@AngryHulks said:

New-52 Justice League ain't going to stand very long against Silver Surfer.

Finally, someone who agrees with me.

@blackadamFTW said:

@supertank111: Could you reiterate your point for me?

I think it went something like this:

"Silver Surfer is going to do something he's never done in character before, and do it to people he won't be able to do it against."

That's about right, correct?

@supertank111 said:

@Jorgevy said:

can we get a mod here? My offensive troll sense is tingling

on topic: does Majestic's standard equip include those super cut blades?

Agreed. @blackadamFTW is out of control.

*sigh*

My point has been stated very clearly, you refuse to understand it. I'm not going to let your constant arguing, while you are clearly wrong, to disgruntle me. I have provided sufficient information, backed by online sources such as wikipedia articles and similar threads from other forums. You have stood here and denied my point for the soul purpose of getting me angry - the exact definition of a troll

@Jorgevy said:

can we get a mod here? My offensive troll sense is tingling

on topic: does Majestic's standard equip include those super cut blades?

Agreed. @blackadamFTW is out of control.

@Vlad Tepes Dracula said:

MMFG it doesnt MATTER!!!

it happened Juggs lost get over it!!

hell yeah