What do you think?

Once back when I was 16 I use to hang out on the PSN alot. I meet this lady(No names (Mostly because I can't remember)) one day in a lounge room, she told me beforehand "I don't have time for kids if your under 18 keep walking" now just wanted to talk to someone so I lied and said "Yeah I'm 18" and we talked for a good five hours. So around 3 in the morning I was tired, and was about to call it a night when all of a sudden she sends me her number and told me to call her. I thought about it for some time and called her thinking the call wouldn't go through because she live out of state. *Ring....Ring...Hello..Click* I hung up, nervous I lied again and told her I didn't call her when she asked not knowing she had *69 ( Last-Call Return ), she call back I nervously hide in the dark living room(I don't know why) with my sister think she'll stop. She didn't and woke up my mother, I lost my PS3, Computer, TV and was yelled at everyday for the next three months. d-_-b

42 Comments
42 Comments
Posted by superstay

So what do you dudes think about my story? d?_?b

Posted by nickthedevil

Ehehe. Should have talked to her. At least to flirt. Now, I'm not telling you to meet girls online. Creepy. But a good flirting practice never hurt anyone.

Posted by superstay

Man I suck at flirting or even talking to ladies. Once I hear they're feminine voice I go blank upstairs. d-_-b

Posted by TheSpider_

Haha

Posted by superstay

lol are you laughing at my pain? lol d^_^b

Posted by TheSpider_

@superstay:

Just a little ;)

Posted by superstay

yeah now that I'm older I laugh at it to. d^_^b

Posted by nickthedevil

That's the spirit... Still have her number?

Posted by superstay

@nickthedevil:

unfortunately I don't d~_~b

Posted by nickthedevil

Ah. Was gonna tell you to redeem yourself.

Posted by superstay

Yeah to late for that I guess I'll have to settle for one of the many beach bodies down at the beach huh? d?_?b

Posted by nickthedevil

Ehehehe, never told you to chase this mystery woman. Just redeem your manhood.

Posted by superstay

is my manhood hurt? d?_?b

Posted by nickthedevil

Aye.

Posted by superstay

What?? dÓ_Õb

Posted by SithLantern93

Man that is awful. I suck at flirting too.

Posted by ShootingNova

@SithLantern93 said:

Man that is awful. I suck at flirting too.

LOL

Posted by SithLantern93

@ShootingNova:I wish I had a Miss Gsptlsnz in this universe too ;(

Posted by superstay

lol d^_^b

Posted by Nelomaxwell

Nice story...missed opportunity....strange English...Better luck next time...more fish in sea.

Posted by _slim_

You blew it.

Posted by utotheg38

lol, Could have got some dome.

Tragic moment in hookup history.

Posted by They Killed Cap!

haha makes me laugh.

Posted by krilling

This was a nice anecdote.

Posted by superstay

is your AV laughing at me dô¡õb

Posted by _slim_
@superstay: Yup.
Posted by superstay

lol cold d^_^b

Posted by _slim_

Haha.

Posted by Aiden Cross

Well, you did lie about your age. She would've found out anyway and she probably would've stopped talking to you since she didn't want to talk to anyone under the age of 18 to begin with. So it's probably for the best. Although no idea why you got your stuff taken away and why your parents were so mad though ;p

Posted by superstay

@Aiden Cross:

My mother was mostly angry at the fact that this lady now had are house number. d~_~b

Posted by Aiden Cross

@superstay: aaaaaah right. That explains it =) I thought it was your mobile number ;p

Edited by superstay

Yeah that incident taught me to think more before doing things, be more batman-ish. dô¡õb

Posted by Aiden Cross

@superstay: meh, no harm done. Live and learn! We all make mistakes =)

Posted by superstay

@Aiden Cross:

Yeah after 2-3 years we haven't had any backlash from that incident so. d~_~b

Posted by Vaeternus

lol so you get scared by hearing a chick's voice? I used to be like that, hell I am still shy around women sometimes. Cool story, maybe she would have given you a phone bone if nothing else lol

Posted by superstay

Man I wish d-_-b

Posted by superstay

@Nelomaxwell:

Strange English???? d?-?b

Posted by Jezer

That was a great story OP, this is my favorite thread of today.

There should be a Post Your Embarassing Moments thread(there probably already is)

Actually, there should be a Post Your Embarassing Moments/Failures with the Opposite Sex thread...

Posted by superstay

Why don't you start one or do you want me to do it? d?-?b

Posted by Jezer

I'll do it.

Posted by superstay

Okay cool d^_^b

Posted by superstay

@They Killed Cap!: @krilling: d^L^b

@utotheg38: Glad I'm in a book

@_slim_: Yeah

d^_^b