I wouldn't want to be haunted by Stephen King. I can just imagine the scares, nightmares, and images he would give you!
I wouldn't mind being haunted by Jim Varney, aka the actor who played Ernest P. Worrell in the Ernest movies. The guy is hilarious and would play many different quirky and unique characters. He'd be a blast!
The new artist on Ten Grand... sigh. It's awful. I understand a new artist would be different, but this is jarringly different and doesn't bode well for this series.... I LOVE this comic... this just sucks... i mean... look at it... what is THAT!?