It would be a four issue mini series called Black Fox and The Big Dirty. Black fox would want to do the big dirty, he would want to steal all of the change in town so that he could retire from crime. Spiderman, would kind of fill the Mr. Lahey role and screw everything up for the Black Fox by drinking too much and blowing his cover. The hulk could be randy and eat cheeseburgers. Red hulk would be greasy phil collins. Wolverine could be ricky and wear track pants. and Cyclops could be Bubbles. Then afterwords, everything would go back to normal.
Marvel needs to learn how to do a cool "event" The Joker story and crossovers is a sweet little "event" The green lantern 3rd army story is a sweet little crossover "event" This whole ten issue and include every single book in the Marvel Universe that Marvel keeps cramming down our throats every summer, that I keep saying I do not want, but end up buying anyway, is not an "event" It is just stealing our money. They could do a sweet Ultron story like DC does it, instead they have to make a big scene about it and it just ruins it. It just cant live up to the hype.
But honestly though, he could lay down enough fire to keep the bats away from him. I mean they are not tottally bulletproof. So Deadpool could make things hard. LIke he could lay a minefield around him and arm himself with hundreds of machine guns, which is, tottally his style. So he could make it hard for the bats to get close, but once the bats get close its over.
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