SpideyFan113

@greenteaforme: Oh my goodness. I apologize, I had no idea you had the ability to detect sarcasm through online text font. -_-

Ugh, oh yeah. My most hated moment in the show, the one that just killed it for me. -_-

The "finger" as far as I'm concerned, is the DBZ creators just laughing at us stating "We could give a fuck at this point". Goku, the guy who got hurt by a rock hurled at him (and while in SS nonetheless) and who's afraid of needles blocks a fucking katana with his finger (and slashed by Trunks nonetheless). Just...what? -_____-

Until someone makes a comic series about the "fake" Chuck Norris, I'm assuming this thread is a joke. I total LOLed at Bruce Lee, lol wut?

Flash is fast, and I mean FAST!!! But I'm sure as sure that Spider-man's agility and spider sense would help him increasingly in this battle, he'll then analyze the battle more and web up Flash's feet. OMG can you imagine how much that would hurt? Flash is running super ass fast and then Spidey's like *THWIP* onto his feet, imagine the faceplant on that. 0_0 But yeah, if Spidey gets his webbing around Flash the battle is just about over, until Spidey comes up to give the finishing blow. If this is Ben Reilly Spidey, the impact webbing will end this battle much quicker, and the impact would probably kill Flash.

Restore Spidey to how badass he was years ago, when he was making fools out of the entire X-men and taking down T-rex's with single punches, and make him win far more battles. You can tell by reading the oldies that Stan wanted Spider-man to be the best out of all Marvel. And if the original creator wrote the character like that, it should stay that way IMO. I'd make a lot more badass crossovers like Spidey/Deadpool, Spidey/Wolvie, and Spidey/DD; can't remember the last time those two teamed up. And I'd definetly make Spidey less of a "everything's my fault" emo. I love Dan Slott's run, but it really does piss me off how many times Spider-man blames himself for stuff. Like how he's been REALLY sad about his Uncle Ben's death recently even though that happened over a decade ago. At this time he shouldn't be like "I'm just being Spider-man cuz I feel guilty".

He's saved so many lives and done so many great things, at this point he should be Spider-man just to stay as Spider-man. And I am diggin how Spider-man's been building so many new gadgets and suits, I'd keep that. I'd also find a way to make everything return to normal before Civil War (everyone who knew his identity before then still knew) and do it in a non-retarded way like OMD, but still try and make him keep the powers he had after The Other.

And a story I've been really wanting to tell is one where the entire world is being invaded by symbiotes and Carnage is the ring leader, but its Norman Osborn using the Carnage symbiote instead of Cletus. :O Spider-man is forced to use the symbiote again to save the earth (and maybe the universe) from a symbiote take over but before that, the original Venom comes back to help Spidey and maybe Flash will get Toxin. The entire Avengers and FF team up with Spidey, Venom, and Toxin. And shit gets real. That would be way more epic than Ends of the Earth and make more sense. I still can't believe Ock convinced the entire world Spidey, Sable, and Widow are terrorists when the SS's records don't exactly help them while Spidey has many reasons to give the world why they should listen to him. I would rock the shit outta that comic. :D

Round 1: Winner - Spider-man; His immense strength clearly displayed in the movie would win him in H2H.

Round 2: Winner - Spider-man; Spidey's dodging, strength, and movie Wolverine's lack of real agility skill has Spidey win this match too. But this would probably be the best outta the three.

Round 3:

Wolverine: *SNIKT*

Spidey: Are those claws? Are those REAL claws!?

Wolverine: Yes these are real claws.

Spidey: AGH! My weakness! Not claws, anything but...nooo!!! *THWIP* (Webs Wolverine to the wall)

Spidey: OH its so simple!

Winner - Spider-man Lol :P

When Spider-man gets super serious, he's one of the most powerful in Marvel. He's beaten Rhino (an 80 tonner) with just three punches (I assume it was 3 anyway) when he was mourning Cap's death back in Civil War, he kept the entire DB building from going down by replacing a balance beam, he's broken out of 4 of Doc Ock's carbonadium tentacles wrapped around him in Ends of the Earth when the world was about to end (and I also recall him ripping them apart when they were titanium), he's demolished an entire building within minutes that would've taken a normal construction crew six hours to demolish, and he's even demolished two sentinels all by himself in two panels. His base strength may be only 10 tons, but his "shit hits the fan" strength multiplies that immensely. <---- That right there should be proof enough most of the things people say about Spidey feats in comics being full of PIS is bulls**t. Lol :P

For sure Peter won't die. Dan says "its the biggest change he's made to a character in 20 years." Notice he said change, as in, he's not killing him but more or less something will happen that will make him different. Hmm. Interesting, plus Spidey's in Marvel NOW which takes place after AvX and ASM 700. So yeah, we can confirm at this point that Spidey will not be Deadey. Heh. I'm funny.

Nathan Drake wins in my opinion. The only thing Lara has on him is she beat a T-rex. Which is a good point, but that's like saying Drake couldn't. I mean Drake has so many epic feats its not even funny. Just cuz Uncharted is set in a more realistic world doesn't mean Drake can't beat all the things Lara did. Its seriously unfair to point out that kinda stuff when we don't know what Drake would do with a T-rex. Lara just dodged and shot, which Drake can do also. Also people fail to point out that Drake has taken down armies, with just a default weapons, and whatever comes to him. I've played all games, trust me when I say I'm not overexaggerating when I say armies! Also based on what the games have shown me, Drake is better at H2H combat. Drake beats the hell out of a dozen guys at once. But Lara has to go into a button minigame when two guys fight her, and barely survives.

Plus, Drake has saved the world three times already, just saying. :P

Spider-man has ALWAYS depended on gadgets, always. The only difference now is that Spider-man has a lot more equipment and budget now that he works at Horizon Labs. Spider-man's capability of building tech didn't change, just his budget.