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#1 Edited by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lance Uppercut said:

" @Spectacularman said:

" @Lance Uppercut said:
" @Spectacularman: If it makes you feel any better, your mom and I agree that you were a mistake "
She told me--I'm the only reason she married you. She has to sleep with your best friend to get satisfied. "
Jokes on her, because I don't have any friends.  Sh!t. "
So far we've proven your wife is a whOre, your children hate you, you have no friends, and you're stupid.
#2 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lance Uppercut said:
" @Spectacularman: If it makes you feel any better, your mom and I agree that you were a mistake "
She told me--I'm the only reason she married you. She has to sleep with your best friend to get satisfied.
#3 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lance Uppercut said:
" @Spectacularman said:
" @Lance Uppercut said:

" @iLLituracy said:

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   It's funny because it's probably true... "
Happens to the best of us. If I had a dollar for every time I got caught with a coed I forced to wear a Frank the Bunny costume during coitus, I'd be balls rich.  "
Balls Rich--definition: Being surrounded by balls     "
Balls on the brain, son? "
That's not an appropriate question to be asking your children.
#4 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lance Uppercut said:

" @iLLituracy said:

"
   It's funny because it's probably true... "
Happens to the best of us. If I had a dollar for every time I got caught with a coed I forced to wear a Frank the Bunny costume during coitus, I'd be balls rich.  "
Balls Rich--definition: Being surrounded by balls    
#5 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio

   
#6 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh cool --Neil Patrick Harris is playing Matt Murdock. 
A beautiful woman falling for a ugly man isn't hard to believe--just look at the wives or girlfriends of men with money and power.

#7 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio

Who is this Boobies McGee everyone is talking about? She sounds like a woman I'd like having drinks with.

#8 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC said:

" - Stage 5 of the End of Days Protocol has been initiated. Awaiting Confirmation of Stage 4 successful completion. Stage 6 is in prenatal development.  "

Success of Stage 4 Operation White Tween has been confirmed. Awaiting confirmation of Stage 5 successful completion. Stage 6 Operation Scalped has cleared prenatal development. Standing by for further orders.    
#9 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio

The ring can create anything Hal Jordan needs--except personality.

#10 Posted by Spectacularman (12 posts) - - Show Bio

He's a Zoddamn good choice--a Zoddamn good choice!