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Killer swans in S&M gear.

Because why not?

This is bull. If the Inhumans gave a rat's ass about anyone other than themselves, they'd be HELPING the X-Men destroy the cloud. There's no way it's the only remaining Terrigen source around.

But nope, Marvel's like "Let's portray the constantly persecuted heroes on the brink of extinction as a savage invading horde, and the arrogant, technologically superior space dweebs as a poor defenseless peasant village."

If Daredevil doesn't knock the s*** out of him in under 9 seconds, that's disappointing.

Also, I just realized:

1st issue: Logan team-up

2nd issue: Ms. Marvel team-up

3rd issue: Daredevil team-up

Why, it's almost like they know Quill can't carry a solo book on his own.

Those kids are gonna grow up to be sociopaths.

Can we please get rid of Maria? Isn't she supposed to be under court-martial or something? She's the worst part of every book she pops up in, which is nearly ALL OF THEM!

A compound leg fracture and the guy's just like "Dude, what the hell, man?"

God.

F***ing.

Dammit.

Why do you still hire Greg Land, Marvel? Why?

"Miracule?"