Sovereign Vance

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Get out of my comics....

As I read comics I noticed that there are several comic characters that I don't feel certain comic companies don't need anymore but they keep them around.Here is who they are...and this is why I feel nobody needs them.

1.Aunt May-There is absolutely no reason to keep her around anymore.When she first appeared in Spider-Man..it wasn't so bad.She was his balance..she was the person who always reminded him at the end of the day he is Peter Parker and he has people that love him no matter what..but now it's like WTF! First of all..Aunt May was too damn old 30 years ago.How old is she now 184? It's 2008 and she appeared in 1962..don't you think it's time she R.I.P...I mean Cap and Batman did it..why not her.When Crossbones shot her..I thought I would get my wish and then Parker with his b#tch ass crying messed it all up and now she will probably never die.One more day was one of the most disappointing arcs in comic history..nobody gives a sh#t about Aunt May.

2.Symbiotes-If ever there were a stale and sorry excuse for a villain..that would be the Symbiotes.They are so one-dimensional.They are all the same.Toxin is actually not a villain but he's just as lame.The whole Anti-Venom arc was a waste.Venom is so boring now.The whole trying to kill Spider-Man thing is so old.Gargan sucks,Brock sucks,Kassady sucks (and that's why he's dead).I'm glad Sentry killed Carnage and I'm glad the Mighty & New Avengers owned all those symbiotes in NYC.I would be all for a new Symbiote if Marvel actually decided to build on the character who is wearing it and make him have some cool character traits or something.

3.Grunge-If ever a team needed a new tough guy...Gen 13 is it.Grunge sucked when Gen 13 first came out and he sucks now.His powers are stupid,he's stupid and he looks just as stupid as he is.His persona is based in the early 90's and they haven't really updated it one bit.

4.Wildcat-I'm sorry..I don't give a sh#t how good he can fight.As long as he wears that wack ass costume..I can't take him seriously.

5.The Kingpin-How many times does Daredevil and Spider-Man have to beat the sh#t out of him before he dies.When he bled DD's symbol while sinking to the bottom of the ocean..I was almost positive he was dead then...then not to long after he's getting his ass handed to him by Parker in Rykers.It's ridiculous,He's not even a good villain.There is no heroes he can actually compete with anymore.Daredevil just recently beat him and Bullseye up at the same time..I mean what more has to happen to him before he retires from getting his ass kicked.

6.Professor X-If his death causes the age of Apocalypse I don't care.He's old as hell and he's boring.I don't care if he can walk now...he's still lame.I'm going to hope that after the current volume of X-books..he would be alive anymore.Weird how hey can kill off Cap but a lame as bald guy who spent most of his life in a wheelchair is still here.

7.Juggernaut-Yes Xavier..take you dumbass half brother with you when you go.There is absolutely no reason for Juggernaut to exist.He is a World War Hulk level villain who is immune and invulnerable to almost anything.What is the point of a villain that no one hero can beat? Or should I say no one hero can beat without prep,BFR,or cheating.Most cosmics can't even take Juggernaut.If you take Adam Warlock off the Guardians and put them against Juggernaut he would walk through them no problem.So what is the point Marvel..why is he around?

8.The Joker-People talk about him like he gets cooler all of the time.His character was stale years ago.He's a clown in a f#ckin purple suit.I don't care how bad ass he's supposed to be..he's a f#ckin clown...and just like the Kingpin with Daredevil..Batman has beaten the f#ck out of the Joker time and time again..it's like why even bother if you don't even stand a chance?

9.Beast\Moon Knight\Rouge\Wolverine\Havok\Polaris-I don't want any of these people out of comics..I just want their appearance changed or their storylines to shape up.


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