SmashBrawler

What did you expect? This is Comic Vine.

This could be cool.

Haha, this is amazing. Keep twisting that knife, Marvel.

@drellassassin: Slott is such a troll. Unfortunately, he's not a very good one.

A mini like "History of the League of Assassins" could work in the right hands, after all, Birth of the Demon was great.

An ongoing series though? No.

@_psy_: Joke? Watch your mouth, you insolent whelp! The Assburglar is no joke!

Alright, I'm game.

• Name: Assburglar
• Race: Dunmer
• Gender: Male. A female assburglar would be kinda awkward.
• Empire or Stormcloaks: Neither! F**k the Civil War! But for the sake of advancing the story I'd say the Assburglar would go with the Stormcloaks, he'd probably like their shameless racism.

Also, if the name "Assburglar" is chosen the Dragonborn will be henceforth referred to as the Assburglar.

@ms-lola said:

Because Finch only knows how to draw one female face: big eyes, small pointy nose, full lips, round cheekbones.

@timelordscience: Oh yeah, I forgot about the special... even though it's mentioned right there in the article.

...That was kind of dumb of me.

What's the difference between this and the Absolute edition?

I personally find this more creepy than infuriating, like if Batman started dating Starfire or something. It just feels wrong.