Smart_Dork_Dude

This user has not updated recently.

1888 93 97 79
Forum Posts Wiki Points Following Followers

Smart_Dork_Dude's forum posts

#1 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 1 hour, 36 minutes ago - Show Bio

It had me............. right up until the ringtone joke. I mean if they wanted to do a full on joke show? Do what Teen Titans Go did. Look I think Teen Titans Go is alright, nothing spectacular, but it made me laugh a couple times so it's good in that respect. It takes skill to blend action AND comedy. The first Teen Titans show did that perfectly. Why can't this?

#2 Edited by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 4 days, 2 hours ago - Show Bio

@mucklefluga said:

Not picking up chairs next time! Not picking up chairs next time!

You know who ELSE isn't picking up the chairs next time? MY MOM!!!!!!!

#3 Edited by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 5 days, 2 hours ago - Show Bio

They MIGHT also be able to work in Spider-Man since Marvel and Disney DO have television rights to him. They can't work him in the movies, but nothing says they can't make a live action TV series with him. Just keep the X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Spider-Man for TV. Makes them a part of the universe, without breaking any rules. Keep them separate from the movies and such.

#4 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 5 days, 4 hours ago - Show Bio

I gotta go with Clint on this one.

#5 Edited by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 6 days, 40 minutes ago - Show Bio

Okay at this rate they'll drop the New 52 universe soon enough. After all before I left DC I was enjoying these titles as well, in fact Dial H was so good I'm going to be picking up a trade of it.

#6 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 7 days, 1 hour ago - Show Bio

And this is the film that puts Superman above Batman once again like it was before Buton's Batman and Nolan's Dark Knight.

#7 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 7 days, 3 hours ago - Show Bio

Okay, that was either Luke Cage or....... OH SWEET CHRISTMAS IT WAS LUKE CAGE!!!!!!!!

#8 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 8 days, 19 hours ago - Show Bio

@onemoreposter said:

Alex Ross designed one of the greatest Spidey costumes ever.

I still wish Raimi would have used it in his film. I love every time they bring something inspired by the design into comics.

I cannot agree more. This design is just PERFECT!!! Fresh and new, but still keeps the feel of the classic costume. Also since his suit was originally red and black it just brings things back to basics. Hmm, I just realized something. Miles Morales' costume is based on Alex Ross'!!!

#9 Edited by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 8 days, 23 hours ago - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo:

Take the weight of the world's heaviest/longest anaconda, then find out the circumference of the earth, and divide that by the lendth of the anaconda. Then multiply it by that weight.

The Reticulated Python is the longest, the Green Anaconda is the heaviest.

Circumference of the earth is 24,901.55 miles or 40,075.16 km. That's 131,480,184 feet.

The Green Anaconda grows up to 25feet, and weighs 500lbs. The Reticulated Python can grow up to 33feet, but "only" weighs 335lbs.

So...

131,480,184/25 = 5,259,207

131,480,184 /33 = 3,984,248

5,259,207 x 500 =

2 629 603500 LBS =

1 314 801.75 tons

3,984,248 x 335 =

1334723080 LBS =

667 361.54 tons

So, depending on how wide you think Jormungand is(And you better believe he's wider than a green anaconda to go around the world. MUCH wider).

But that's not it; 1 314 801.75 tons is the weight of Jormungandr, if he was only as wide as a green anaconda. So in reality, Jormungandr weighs MUCH more than just 1 314 801.75 tons. MUCH MORE.

#10 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (1888 posts) - 8 days, 23 hours ago - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo said:

@smart_dork_dude said:

@deaditegonzo: The Midgard Serpent still weighs as much as the planet.

Prove it.

Simple. Magic. The laws of physics for us are not necessarily the same for Asgardians so it's entirely possible Jormungandr weighed a lot more than what he looked

Use your keyboard!

  • ESC