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@joewell:

Sorry for the delay and messiness of my post, stuff kept happening when ever I started working on this so this is from 5 different periods of typing.

It's travel speed seems to only be about human levels though.

How about this then, she teleports it after she deals with Scion and Kampe.

Kampe flies fast enough to dodge arrows after they're fired and astonish metahumans like Percy.

That's fine, Caster has superhuman speed too(which upon rereading the rules doesn't have to be nerfed, making her at the speed of sound). Unlike Kampe though, she doesn't only have peak human speed. Scion, who's also limited, has to get on Kampe's back which isn't a something caster has to wait on. Also Scion is going to have to hold on if Kampe's flying straight up, 10 feet in apparently a second, then aiming after.Instead of moving, Caster just has to think and she can summon the golem while invisible like in the first video. If you're thinking that it takes time for her to turn invisible because of the butterfly thing, that was just her either teleporting in(since it was in a pocket dimension, though she was talking) or just for added affect/being eccentric, it's otherwise instant.

So she died from that? What exactly is that supposed to prove? Even in the scan she was pierced by an arrow, so why couldn't Sciron's magic bullets do the same?

She died from a bunch of weapons(including the arrow) impaling her that where all servant grade(so used by super humans against super humans), that each had different powers, including at least two of them negating healing. One of these is also pretty relevant

And what about shooting her in the eyes? That would guarantee a kill, unless Caster can operate without a head.

Caster to my knowledge has never received a fatal head wound, so entirely possible that it could kill her. How ever, he has tag a tag a character he can't see, is much faster than anything I assume he's hit. Not to mention so long it's fired from in front of her(which it is if you're just flying straight up), she can react to it unless you can prove it's faster than Archer's arrows which kept up with as she broke the sound barrier.

he could indeed be saved

If it comes in the way of one of those vultures(which unless these are giant special ones which would count as a summon, shouldn't be able to carry a human), then both get shot down.

I'm willing to bet she could dodge a few, or at least aim dodge.

Even if she could, she's being tped so she's not doing anything

The Hydra will prepare to charge at them

Won't the hydra spawn back at your starting point at the same time this all happens?

They don't have to be scared of a specific thing, they will simply be scared. It's kinda like TP, except it solely strikes fear into opponents.

If it's done through telepathy like you described it, then it shouldn't even matter. Caster obviously has it, Illya can communicate telepathically(I'm going to have link to an episode in hulu since they keep getting taken down on youtube, watch , it's at 19:23. It's Rin instead of Illya, but that doesn't matter as you'll see below)and Gui Mu has shown to be blind(for lack of better term) to mental abilities. Fu Yi couldn't read his mind and pre cog wasn't helping either during their fight.

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If it's a magic curse, then only Gui Mu is susceptible.

Illya and Gui Ma will both be able to fall under this.

Gui Mu fine, though I can't think of a time he ever looked somebody he doesn't respect in the eyes(which is barely anybody). Illya maybe slowed, but she isn't being turned to stone. Her body is composed of 70% magic circuits, which is several times greater than Rin who is already double that of an average mage. In a more visual way, this is their crests in comparison.

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which would give her at the very least a B ranking magic wise(to put it in perspective, Caster is an A+)

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Just because you can use it doesn't mean you're immune to it.

Then Medusa gets bound when she tries doing it to Illya.

Not for everyone.

As far as I know Hydra's poison is limited to it's blood and iirc spit, not to hard to deal with between Illya's auto defenses(might as well show off what she can do in general)

and Caster should be able to dodge it easily enough.

Because it's heads will defend its body and they'd be too busy with the many other obstacles to aim accurately.

Is this the human sized hydra or the giant kind? If it's the prior then then both Ilya and Caster can easily kill from a distance and Gui Mu can what ever he wants.

They are being attacked by 6-7 different attacks

Like the weapons in castor or something like this

I honestly don't care so long as a don't latch onto jokes and memes they just overhear. Thankfully, nobody bring up the geists.

But transformers was originally animated in Japan and inspired by Japanese toys, how is that copying?

Anyways, Japanese animation as a whole basically originated from western animation and Tezuka(who was influenced by western animation).

@joewell:

Yea, that's not doing a thing. Hades turns it into nothingness with a fireball or scares it away as soon as it gets in range. It'll have to cross the entire map to even get to even get to my team, and by that time we'll be at the maze.

First, @sirfizzwhizz what's the win requirements? Does our entire have to be there or is it just first character from one team to get there wins? Also is joewell allowed to have Hades resurrect his characters?

There is a giant pool in between our characters which helps. It's also not exactly slow. A few where able to tag Kotomine a few times despite the fact he's a casual bullet timer.

Ok, but Sciron should spot and shoot at her before she does that considering Kampe's flight speed and she had to spot to make a golem first.

It's going to take longer for Scion to get on Kampe's back and then fly high enough up that they can see Caster than it is for her to turn invisible and summon just a single one.

Can you show me her senses being used at this kind of range? They are rather far apart and she'll have no prior warning of their location. Even if she did sense them she'd then have to do whatever she does in order to defend against such things before Sciron (Who moves at FTE even to demigods.) can pull the trigger.

Well, that was kind of the point of me saying at least half a mile away. Caster located Shirou from the Ryuudou temple and tped him to make him walk to her. This is where she was in relation to him(she didn't know where he lived either).

As for tanking them, I doubt it. They obviously aren't normal pistols. They can accurately fire from a quarter mile away (And still break through a ship.), can magically reload, and are filled with Celestial Bronze bullets. If you didn't know, Celestial Bronze is a magical metal made on Mt. Olympus that dust extra damage to magical beings and demigods.

Accuracy of the gun itself doesn't really factor in with people that have superhuman aim. If you can hit a person from a quater of a mile away, you can compensate for how it fires. You have a point about the distance, as far as I know a flintlock can't fire that far. The celestial bronze aspect shouldn't be a problem, she's taken worse than being shot. Like being chop up(not literally) than as soon as she healed up enough to run away got littered with a bunch of weapons that each have different effects. She died from the weapons, but it's worth noting at least one of them was a anti healing one(gae bolg).

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This taking control of people can be resisted, no? I'm not sure how well it would work against a monster who has been around since the beginning of time. She could at the very least give Sciron a warning, if not resist it all together.

In the sense that a stronger telepath can't be controlled by a weaker one, yes it can be resisted. It's definitely telepathy too as it's not just controlling, but can be used for mind reading and she doesn't even have to actively control people, she can just put commands in them.

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Does Scion have some sort of mental abilities to say she can resist it?

Sciron can just be caught anyways. By either Medusa, a vulture, or Hades after transforming into a creature that can fly.

Aren't they summoning stuff and heading to the maze? They would have to know he was falling or be withing range to hear him shouting.

How fast are these blasts? Kampe can dodge arrows from an accurate archer, so may be able to do the same to these energy beams.

Well Archer is pretty fast(safely super sonic) and he was just barely dodging them.

That poison won't do anything to the Hydra, Kampe, or the gods.

Because why for those besides the hydra? It paralyzes superhumans almost instantly.

Hades won't go down unless you can hit an intangible/invisible

That's not an issue. All servants can turn invisible and intangible, they turn it off because it doesn't even help them(go back to the lancer vs archer fight at 0:20 for seeing invisible and 1:38 for deflecting lancers attack while intangible).

fear inducing shadow

Well Caster is only really afraid of her master being killed, can't think of anything for Gui Mu besides maybe dying and Illya isn't of anything. She has no problem insulting beserker and even gil after seeming him casually kill a servant.

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I assume it's not the first thing he uses in general as he actually had to focus on using it. It also only intimidated, it didn't make Zues or Poseidon unable to do anything.

@vintage_spiderman: Thanks for voting

@joewell: Sorry forgot to tell you who I was removing. I'm getting rid Illya and Gui Mu for 5.

Caster

To not spoil her identity, I'll keep this brief. Caster is a somewhat known(well, the story she's from at least is) Greek demigod. In modern times she does her best to be a waifu and win the holy grail by killing and manipulating everybody. Her powers are

Super stats- While by the the weakest servant physically, she still is beyond humans by a large margin. Able to tank gun fire, some what deflect saber's hits(barely) and is actually quite quick, able to dodge and block archer's arrows.

Teleportation, invisibility, intangibility, flight, wind manipulation, water manipulation, telepathy, summoning, shields, possession, energy blasts, amping, regeneration and just general magic.

Gear-Rule Breaker

Gui Mu

Not much to really say about Gui Mu. He likes eating children, feels humans aren't much better than insects and is just an all around stand up guy. One of the older gods of the current generation having been taught by the high priest before his(the priest) exile. At some point in his life, he became a great god(one of the highest ranking beings of the gods) and of the plague affiliation. Because of this, his powers are

Poison manipulation- He can create mists that kill and seconds and due to him having a high quantity in his body, he can inject it into his foes with a scratch.

Bug manipulation- Able to control entire swarms of bugs even granting them the ability to poison.

Gas manipulation- Able to create and control gases that have acid properties burning flesh in seconds. At it's most powerful, he can even summon the gasses from underground and turn it into almost tangible snakes making it even more powerful.

God physiology- As just a god, hes very superhuman. Even a child of the god race can beat an enhanced human.

This is taken further as great god

Illyasviel Von Einzbern

Born into the Einzburn as a homunculus(hence the white hair, red eyes and appearing as a child despite being in actuality 18), Illya is the current face of the family being a back up plan to win the holy grail war. Between being abandoned by her parents and her intense training, she learned to kill. This concluded with her being thrown in the woods and forced to survive on her own for two months and summon a servant of her own. Since, her goal has been to reunite with her half brother and either turn him into a doll or kill him depending on her mood. As a mage and a humonculus she has several abilities.

Inhuman stats- Not particularly strong or fast, but she does greater durability than other mages.

Magic use- pretty much all types typical magics like healing, amping and what not. Because of her physiology this doesn't strain her in the least bit.

Familiar creation- With just a strand of her hair, she can turn it into familiar. The main use is as birds that act to defend and attack enemies. These can also transform.

Anti plan aka one woman army

Caster will start off by creating a water golem.

As seen in the video, they're not particularly durable, but can endlessly regen and even if it's destroyed she can create a basically infinite amount of them(though only one at time due to the rules.

This will be just to annoy you're ground team, nothing else really. Immediately after she'll turn invisible(1:15) and take flight to go meet your air team.

Kampe will pick up Sciron and fly him into the sky. He will locate and snipe at your team with his amazing speed and accuracy. Once the deed is done (Which should take less than a second considering he is a FTE shot.) they will fly back down with the group.

Caster will know where you team is do to life sensing and tp. Assuming the arrows and flintlock rounds are just normal ones, then Caster can just tank it. Not only that, but Caster deals with magical, explosive arrows that home in the tens. This can been see at 11:30. She's obviously slower than in the video since her speed is nerfed, but still you get the point. She can also just put up a shield

Not to mention she'll be invisible.

To deal with these two, Caster will take control of Kampe and maker her dump Scion. This will be an easy task as she's controlled people from safely half a mile away.

From there she'll just light up Kampe. A single blast can blow a hole in Shirou's chest(this isn't a spoiler since it's from a dead end and thus not in the anime)

whom can still walk after a super sonic kick

While this is being done, Hades will summon Cerberus, a three headed hellhound the size of a pickup truck. Ares will bring in some boars and vultures, his sacred animals. They will hunt down whatever is left of your team and distract them as much as possible.

Well the vultures and bores will probably be a bit distracted picking at the splatter on the ground that was Sciron. Your team is probably still trying to kill the water golem since not much time has passed. So, Caster will stay at a distance and basically spam you're team with blasts. To give you an idea of what she'll be dishing out(though she was amped for this, her blasts would by no means be this powerful other wise).

5 of these blasts per second actually

If you're team is still standing after 5 mintues, then things get even worse with me getting another heavy hitter, Gui Mu. Who'll teleport in with some necrogen mist

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He'll also control all the bugs and insect monsters in the area and have them swarm you're team

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Medusa's gaze

Well Caster's master alone merked Medusa and Caster herself is immune to it(I can prove this, but it'll be a minor spoiler. Illya has a lesser form of the gaze in the form of the mystic eyes(which medusa's gaze is just a higher level of).

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The Hydra's poison

Gui Mu got that covered.

Cutting off the Hydra's heads.

Why go for the head when you can go for the entirety of it.Hades' infernal fire.

Hades' infernal fire.

Going to have to tag my team with it. Caster as I established is fast and Gui Mu dodges hits from quick characters pretty easily(though his vision was impaired, he still was hitting accurately).

Cerberos crushing them.

Gui Mu should have sufficent stats to handle it on his own. He's been fine after being punched through stone walls

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and can manhandle bigfoots(is the plural bigfeet?)

Darn, I completely forgot about them. Now I have to figure out a way to incorporate them. As for tl;dr, that's partially what the as originally told by doomsayers is for. It's not much shorter, but is far more amusing.

@sirfizzwhizz: I know, it must taken you decades to come up it.

Good thing you said something, I was going to spoil Rider's identity(though I don't think its ever said in ubw) as a joke. That shouldn't be a problem though. I'll have stuff up tomorrow morning( it's getting late and I'm tired).

Toriyama has written things besides Dragon Ball you know. Anyways all 3 have issues. Toriyama throws away character for gags(except with Chrono Trigger, though he only made the characters), Kishimoto has a habit of making female characters that end up being 1 dimensional and Oda can't write an irrelevant female character at all.

Girl that gave Jiya a bj solos though.