Savage Land Shhhh! Don't make too much noise! If you ruffle your feathers too much a T-Rex is going to eat you. Ok, so technically you're in Antarctica. Confused? You better be! It's like Jurassic Park in the coldest part of the Earth. Now, continue on with your day while you're hunted by every beast imaginable.
Gorilla City Gorilla Grodd's hometown. It's like Planet of the Apes but more technologier. Gorilla City is one of those "please don't come here" type of places. Except, I see heroes visiting all the time... What a bunch of dirty hypocrites!
Bizarro World Me love having not to write this non-description. It is so much fun. No one on Bizarro world talks like this. They are all so smart. You should stay here forever and make friends with everyone. Bizarro World is not stupid.
Springfield Duh duhduh duduh duh duh dududududuh. That's how you're supposed to sing the song. Welcome to Springfield, . There's so much stuff to do and see, but I'm sure you probably just hang out with Comic Book Guy and just talk about how everything is the worst thing ever.
29.1% Ms. Marvel You like a take charge woman. As a former Air Force Major and super-powered woman, she'll show you a good time or give you your marching orders... with her fist.
Emma Frost Don't expect picnics in the park or romantic moonlit walks. Be ready to party all night at the Hellfire club. If you can keep up with Emma, maybe you'll get a call back.
Lady Death You got Lady Death! You'll have...fun on your date but unfortunately it's not going to end well.
Black Canary Long legs, leather, and fishnet stockings. You are in for one night you will never forget. Just be careful not to show her too good of a time. If you make her scream, it'll knock your head off.
40% HYDRA Hail Hydra! Welcome to our organization. The world is ours for the taking. Don't take it personal if we don't bother to learn your name. "Cut off an arm, and two more shall take its place."
Hellfire Club The Hellfire Club is for you. It can be a dark place but the benefits... and scenery can pay off. Get ready for some good times.
Serpent Squad The Serpent Squad is for you. You can go and tell the world what you think of them. Laws are for chumps. Your boss is a nice-looking red-head. Just steer clear of her dad...the Red Skull. And try not to get injured in the field or they just might leave you behind.
Arkham Asylum Hope you like wearing white coats and don't mind crazy screaming. Arkham Asylum is a place to try to reform the criminal element. You're doing a good deed. Just be prepared if the inmates break out on casual Friday.