Silly Willy,
The Comedic Criminal
Person
- Name - Willard Small
- Age - 27
- Height - 5"10'
- Weight - 170
- Race - Caucasian
- Nationality - American
- Occupation - Electronic Repairman
- Gene - Mutant
- Identity - Secret
Personality -To begin with Willard is NOT a wise cracking joker who makes a joke out of everything, The fact is, he is completely insane. Most of the time his mind wonders and he continually hears voices in his head that speak nothing but nonsense. He is socially inadequate and lives in his own little world. Because of this he does not understand or feel simple emotions such as love, sadness and understanding. The only basic emotion he can recognize is humor and death. Therefore when he hears or sees something funny he becomes obsessed with it to the point he would kill for the joke or its laughter. That is when the Silly Willy persona takes over and all bets are off and death could be the punch line.
Mutant Abilities - Willard's internal organs as well as his entire bone structure is much like that of a rubber chicken. Because of this his body is protected from most physical attacks as his body simply absorbs them. Plus he can fold and bend his body into different shape appearing as if he where triple jointed in every joint. This also allows him to be an incredible above peak human level acrobat.
Fighting Skills - Since being little, Willard learned at an early age how to fight back and fight dirty. Over the years he has learned enough to go toe to toe with the best of brawlers, giving him and unsuspected edge in combat.
The Criminal - Know to the world simple as Silly Willy, he commits crimes with a practical joke theme. He is usually out for his own personal gain but also likes to have fun. His own kind of fun which means playing jokes on unsuspecting people.
Intelligence - Willard is not only a genius but he is a savant when it comes to creating his "special toys" and when given the tools necessary he can create just about anything.
Standard Gear
All kept in a utility belt around his waist
Rubber Chicken - a club powerful enough to break through walls
Toy Gun - multiple functions that shoots anything from fire to ice
Megaphone - powerful enough to shatter objects, disorient opponents
Elf Shoes - grants the wearer to walk on any surface and levitate for a while
Chomping Teeth - able to bite through almost any material
Slinky - acts like a razor sharp whip
Finger Trap - expands to a nearly indestructible cage around others
Joy Buzzer - Shoots out electrical sparks
Whoopee Cushion - releases either a fowl stench, massive wind or both
Ball and Jacks - The balls are bombs, the jacks are throwing stars
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