sesquipedalophobe

Venom and Spiderman are bitten by radioactive defeat.

Something tells me I'm not the only person in here who hasn't added water to ramen noodles before. I didn't ditch Home Economics to learn about measuring the distance of time and hunger.

I liked the idea of Doc Magus in the MC2 universe. Maybe they can reinvent the character in the 616 universe somehow.

I find myself using more comic analogies at work, leaving my co-workers and managers thinking I'm having a nervous breakdown.

Something about Uncle Joey has always annoyed me. Maybe it was the mullet.

Tickling Superman to death with Kryptonite-coated latex gloves. It seems creepy enough.

On one hand, I admire people who cosplay. I respect it when people go out of their way to embody everything they wish they could be, even if it's an angry Japanese kid who advocates animal fights. On the other hand, I kind of want to rob them.

Doctor Who, probably during the Sixties in America to buy out several major companies and listing my name as the sole heir to my past fortunes.
Edit: I'll invest a third of my liquidations in potatoes, Zack Morris style,

Ash Ketchum, without a doubt in my mind.