I looked everywhere on the boards and, to my surprise, no one bothered to ask. Money has been tight. Really tight. The other day I scored an extra four hundred on my check and I avoided buying clippers on purpose. It's been four straight weeks and they haven't curled. In fact, they're starting to point and descend like that of a baby velociraptor. At which point would they be flexible enough to stand on? Will they make me a better swimmer? Discuss.