No Lex Luthor. Most people (especially non-comic readers) doesn't want to see a regular bald guy fight badass ole' Superman. Throw in Doomsday and have a bunch of badass epic battles. Fighting each other in the city. SLinging through walls, into the ground creating craters. Just alot of violence. With a good storyline =). That's what movie goers want, and that's the way to get them to watch it. Drop Lex.
Kind of long, and a little dirty, so beware! Its a good one tho! My grandpa tells it to me all the time. Always funny.
Two old men in their 80's were sitting on a front porch. One was named Bob and the other was Ted. Bob looked at Ted and asked 'Do you know what's something I haven't done in a long time?" "Whats that, Bob?" Ted responded. "Get some p*ssy" Bob answered. Ted chuckled and told Bob that there was a whore house down the road and that they should both go down there and get laid once again since a long time.Bob agreed and they both piled into Bobs truck and headed to the whore house. Once they arrived they both walked in and approached the owner and asked her for o0ne girl each to sleep with. The owner of the whore house began to think to herself 'why would i waste on of my beautiful girls on these old dirty men and make them sleep with them? i will give these two senile old men a blowup doll to sleep with and they wont even know the difference.' So the owner of the whore house gave Bob and Ted a blowup doll each and they both went upstairs to separate rooms and did their business. The next morning as they were driving home Ted looked at Bob and asked "Hey Bob, did you notice anything strange about those girls we slept with last night?" Bob asked "What do you mean, Ted?" Ted answered ,"Well I was kissing and feeling all over her all night and she wouldn't make one sound. It was like she was dead' Bob said 'I know exactly what you mean! I think mine was a witch!" Ted said "A witch!? why would u think that" Bob responded "Well, I bit her on the tit and she farted and flew out the window'
" F#ck gangs, I hate ALL of them. If they want to protect 'territory' and kill people then they should be gathered up, and sent off to War so they can do both productively. "
I think I posted this before under my BiteMe-Fanboy account. But i will do it again.
I am from Sandersville, Ga. A small country town in the heart of Georgia. Not much here. Couple of stores and what everyone considers a mall (a wal-mart).
And i currently go to school to become an electrician and i work at a newspaper place at the moment.
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