rocket_the_roller_derby_queen

@RazzaTazz said:

@time: Or try parchment 1

^This

She stands on the banks of the mighty MississippiAlone in the pale moonlightWaiting for a man, a riverboat gamblerSaid that he'd return tonight

They used to waltz on the banks of the mighty MississippiLoving the whole night through'Til the riverboat gambler went off to make a killingAnd bring it on back to you

Evangeline, EvangelineCurses the soul of the Mississippi queenThat pulled her man away

Bayou Sam, from the South LouisianeHad gambling in his veinsEvangeline, from the MaritimesWas slowly going insane

High on the top of Hickory HillShe stands in the lightning and thunderDown on the river the boat was a-sinkingShe watched that queen go under

Nova's raps were better.

@Bill_Lancer:

The caravan is empty. There is a hand written note on the nearby vanity mirror that reads: "Nice try F*ck Face!" written crudely in a black marker. He also left a going away present in the microwave. A homemade bomb.

@Bill_Lancer: (Nice!)

One of Boris lackey's scouts the skull shirted stranger. He matches the description of a man that his boss asked him to watch out for. The spying clown vanishes into a series of tents and he makes his way to warn Boris. He is caring a rifle in his hands, which is shaking from his nerves. "B...B...Boss... I believe we have trouble."

@Quintus_Knightfall said:

Thanks to the inner city youth sponsorship program recently established by the Knightfall foundation, a bus full of anxiously anticipating children exploded with excitement as its doors swung open. The groups first official outing having the luxury of an added bonus in the form of a guest chaperone, Quintus Knightfall. Who, during the extended trek, had been busy fighting off the affections of bored housewives as they swooned over the eligible bachelor. Luckily with their arrival the mothers attention would have to remain on the children, giving the Nightrunner Knightfall an opportunity to look around.

(Sorry about the delay)

The representative for the Knightfall foundation is received and handled by Top Men, as the many colorful performers and clowns of questionable character entertain the chaperoned children folk.

"Ve have been expecting ye, truff be told in earnest."-Swedish Strongman #1(Grigori "The Gorilla" Ahlstrom) he is accompanied by his fellow strong man, and life partner. (Vezik "Big Bear" Holtzmann)

Date olden time movie actors.

@Tranquil: "Enjoy your sweat-free meal sir. And your tasty Ice Cold Lemonade. Made with real cane sugar, and freshly hand squeezed lemons. I make quality products over here."

@Tranquil: Takes the cash. Serves the order. "Whatever you say boss... Your the boss... I am a working for you... See me working for you... In this hot box filled with hot grill tops, wearing this sweating my balls off monkey suit..." trails off into a muttering to himself voice. "No respect... I tell ya... Kids these days... Kinda like my ex wife."

@EdwardWindsor: "XL... Lets see XL." starts to go through the box filled with T-Shirts wrapped up in plastic sleeves. "XXL... XXXL... XL.. Here we are... Here we are." tosses the XL T-Shirt your way, after he gets the money and you get your food and beverage. "You sir are a Lord among peasants. Enjoy your meal, have a wonderful day... NEXT!"