rlmay3

Dermatologist froze a thingy on my hand. I bandaged it. Eight hours later I peeked at it. I should not have peeked at it. It winked at me.

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    Dermatologist froze a thingy on my hand. I bandaged it. Eight hours later I peeked at it. I should not have peeked at it. It winked at me.
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    Eating Cheetos in a white shirt!? That's right, ladies. I'm the dangerous bad boy your parents warned you about.
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    "Hey, girl. Let me show you how my Pocket Hose grows" http://t.co/0QekWIlFrq
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    ...or I could just nap, like a normal person, but then I'll wake up hungry at 2 AM.
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    I'm at the crossroads of sleepy where I could get caffeine for a bump and crash or goooo carbo-load junk food and nap INSTANTLY...
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    I would REALLY love to get the hang of this painting thing but so far it has only succeeded in making me sleepy. http://t.co/SqXM2IK9SF
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    I would REALLY love to get the hang of this painting thing but so far it has only succeeded in making… http://t.co/CMnjLvc4oF
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    Trying my hand at this whole watercolor thing. Wish me effin' luck.
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    ...John Cena sells Fruity Pebbles? John Cena was the closest caveman celebrity analogue they could find!? I guess that works.
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    100 Years of Fashion... "that we chose to ignore" - Urban Outfitters http://t.co/AhqpCubwHf
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    Diane, you really should see this show tonight at @thewindupspace. Damn fine show.
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    For the record... I'm in total agreement. I confirm my hipsterness officially. I'm coming out.
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    Chilling with Portlandians. And the first conversation was about how Macklemore was a sellout for getting top 40s.
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    Trying to keep lightning striking this summer. Burly-q girl in progress for what hopefully turns out to be another... http://t.co/UDBHeAM5CO
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    Trying to keep lightning striking this summer. Burly-q girl in progress for what hopefully turns out… http://t.co/L4vGsZJDIf
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    "...and that's what Preakness Day is all about, Charlie Brown" Linus drunkenly stammered before dry heaving into his blanket.
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    Here's a video of @thewindupspace's David Lynch gallery with much better coverage than my dippy Instagram could do. http://t.co/ThMjT01KB5
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    Here's a video look at the David Lynchfest gallery at the Windup Space. (via... http://t.co/YnTwK2KiTH
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    After getting so hung up with pseudonyms in the last year, its odd seeing my actual name credited publicly. My alter egos have taken over.
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    Part of me wants (and NEEDS) to be creative right now. The other part also wants (and NEEDS) a nap. TWO MEN ENTER. ONE MAN... zzz...

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