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Diva ESCANDALO Randomoso: Shakira was attacked by an angry sea lion while vacationing in South Africa!

Get well soon and echa pa'lante, Shaki!

@Slight: *takes a bow* I take my bitchcraft very srsly. ;P

Slayhanna:

. Queen Cocoa butter face has the nerve to say my mug is greasy?!? If that is the case then what is you? To quote my dear Aunty Mimi, "Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion. Baby come and get it let me give you what you neeed!" ...and you hunty, are Mother Hen....or "Miss" rooster for that matter. You tell me, cuz by the looks of you, I'm not so sure these days. >_> ...Betch, I wanna see the receipts for all these lies your tryin to sell. People obviously ain't buying anything from you. I was a Covergirl AND spokesmodel for NIVEA! Also harpy lady, you can stop harping on my gawgeous mop and spend more time moisturizing them chicken wings, legs, breasts, and thighs of yours.......they be looking extra extra crispy. Hell, rub a lil on yo crusty stank biscuit for me too. .....At the end of the day betch, a Grammy is a Grammy...and you are nobody's competition. How could you be? Especially when your "good gurlfriend" Adelephant couldn't even get your no-name ba-donky entered in the contest. I told her what you said about you teaching her everything....This was her reaction:

...My thoughts exactly. Your lying had us dying! BTW I may be signed w/ Illuminati, but Jesus is da one I truly stan for. I refuse to worship false idols such as yourself. Let she who is w/out sin cast the first shade. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but no worries b/c my bones are insured for millions...and reading you to filth excites me. Na na na, come at be bish!

LMAO.....I'm mean for Adele tho, she looks pretty good. Some of the inside pics were better than the cover tbh. Katy needs to go away or at least cook up something a little fresher than recycling Gaga every few months. I won't stan for Estelle, but "American Boy" is still my sh!t. ....."Mr. Edd" omg XP

Not sure about the "I'm Glad You Came" boys (so many jokes)...but yeah...and Puck is the lead singer! lol I saw that Voice guy. Loved that cover, but I must mention Deandre Brackensick from Idol. He's too gawgeous. Like a pre-op Leona Lewis/JTT....and that falsetto.....guuuuurl! How we doin??? Cuz I really want to know. hahahaha

*swoons*

#NoPedo

aaand I mustn't forget this... The Carter family on SNL!!!

Prince! LMMFAO

camel balls

Too mainstream now. Once the hipster hate it, everyone else does. duh! ;P

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Sage - 22

<_< >_> LOOOL

btw NEWSFLASH: Homos have been around just as long as heteros. It's not really a growing trend. Plus gays can have their own kids (via donors), and not all straights want kids so how does that effect the population any differently.... ???

@Slight: Whitney sure picked a hell of a night to go out tho... Like a true diva! <3

....aaand Maya Rudolph is hosting SNL this week. Guess we won't be seeing her do Mrs. Houston. v_v

Slayhanna: Hate, hate...hate, hate, hate. It don make me no nevermind. I still snatched 2 more Grammys to add to my collection and was best dressed of the night. DEAL

*360 degrees of PERFECTION* -_^

Macy (Gray), put down the crack pipe. You need to check into rehab, cuz jealousy is one hell of a drug....and as much as we may shade each other, deep down I care and don't want to have to bury you too. Jesus is a biscuit, let him sop you up!

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As far as the Grammys goes, I agree it was pretty mediorce this year. JHud's tribute got me misty, but it was too short to get me bawling...but given it was so last minute I think she did great. Very simple, but powerful at the same time.

...(Reminds me of when Estelle cried on that random awards show...SHE still couldn't sing if her life or booger carreer depended on it)

Aw, I actually like Estelle...even if she is a booger. XD .....Adele was for sure the highlight. Miss Hunty bear brought the house down and snatched every wig in the room! When she performed and was all "You could of had this AAAAAAAAaaAAAaaLLLLLLL!!!!!" to her ex like bitch, you betta SING that ish! Make him eat dat KAKE. lol

and the icing on top, serving fish face on the cover of Vogue.

Everyone else was just ok. Bruno was cute in the beginning. I'm def not mad at Riri's WFL performance...it's still not my fav song tbh. The 10 seconds of "Princess of China" was disappointing tho. They hyped it up so much and that little acoustic thing was all I got?! They could have done soo much more w/ that song. Katy was serving me Surge/Power Ranger reject. She's so beyond the point of overexposure now....and she violates us w/ yet another stale song??? How dare she! -_-

...and I wanna know who let Nicki in the door?!?! The second I saw Satan's baby arrive w/ the Pope I knew it was gonna be a mess. The performance was almost embarrassing to watch.

Also, SAM WAS ON GLEEEEEEEEEEE...I was praising Jesus like no one's business, LMFAO...My life would have been complete if it was him in that Gorilla suit instead of Bearofski...YUCK...Shrek number 2 IMO...

But never the less, The new guy on Spartacus (not the guy that plays spartacus, the one that he freed from slavery like two episodes ago), Ian on Shameless, and now Sam...I'm going into visual overload

Sam was.....nice to look at. Was I the only one who thought for a split second that Kurt's secret admirer was going to be MANcedes??? ROFL I would have died.

btw LOVE Shameless! :) Haven't watched the new season of softcore porn Spartacus Vengence yet, but I think I might know of whom you speak...

...mmhmmm.....but the gay slave boys rarely ever make it to the end of a season on that show. ;\ lol

Sage - 17 (+1)