My favorite Forum Post of All Time
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(Naruto fans will understand this more than most, but I suppose it'll make sense to others too, "PnJ", or Plot no Jutsu, is what has been making Sasuke win all his fights, the writer likes him too much) Be aware that this has some language, but god damn that was hilarious to me
Originally Posted by ♣Uchiha God♣ 
Sasuke now in undoubtedly the most powerful beast in the manga now that Itachi's dead, why?
Sasuke's "That Jutsu", thought to be "Kirin", is actually a misunderstanding. It should be fucking obvious that Sasuke's "That Jutsu" is, and always has been, "PnJ", the most powerful fucking Jutsu besides Susano'o.
No one can fuck with that. Kishi won't allow it. Orochimaru was beaten because of it. Sasuke blew Deidara up cause of it, and hell, Sasuke'd solo Pein because his fillerosity can't match up to Kishi's mighty hand himself. Hell, it was only cause of Kirabi's massive win that he was able to even survive Sasuke's PnJ. He killed him twice and realized that was doing shit, so he had to resort to his Bijuu to save his ass.
Sasuke's victories are so highly accepted and expected that they don't even have to make sense anymore
That is the raw power of PnJ at it's finest. Sasuke can't lose. The most that his enemies can do is survive.
Then look here, Sasuke finally gets up to his brother and realizes something, "Aw shit! My PnJ isn't workeeng!!!" Lol that's right. Not even PnJ could save Sasuke from Itachi, even if it was making Itachi throw the fight, go blind, and eaten up from the inside. He was still too fucking strong. Kishi had to give Itachi a jutsu that would force him to kill himself, it was the only thing he could do to bring this son of a bitch down.
Sasuke's "That Jutsu", thought to be "Kirin", is actually a misunderstanding. It should be fucking obvious that Sasuke's "That Jutsu" is, and always has been, "PnJ", the most powerful fucking Jutsu besides Susano'o.
No one can fuck with that. Kishi won't allow it. Orochimaru was beaten because of it. Sasuke blew Deidara up cause of it, and hell, Sasuke'd solo Pein because his fillerosity can't match up to Kishi's mighty hand himself. Hell, it was only cause of Kirabi's massive win that he was able to even survive Sasuke's PnJ. He killed him twice and realized that was doing shit, so he had to resort to his Bijuu to save his ass.
Sasuke's victories are so highly accepted and expected that they don't even have to make sense anymore
That is the raw power of PnJ at it's finest. Sasuke can't lose. The most that his enemies can do is survive.
Then look here, Sasuke finally gets up to his brother and realizes something, "Aw shit! My PnJ isn't workeeng!!!" Lol that's right. Not even PnJ could save Sasuke from Itachi, even if it was making Itachi throw the fight, go blind, and eaten up from the inside. He was still too fucking strong. Kishi had to give Itachi a jutsu that would force him to kill himself, it was the only thing he could do to bring this son of a bitch down.