My favorite Forum Post of All Time

(Naruto fans will understand this more than most, but I suppose it'll make sense to others too, "PnJ", or Plot no Jutsu, is what has been making Sasuke win all his fights, the writer likes him too much)  Be aware that this has some language, but god damn that was hilarious to me

Originally Posted by ♣Uchiha God♣
Sasuke now in undoubtedly the most powerful beast in the manga now that Itachi's dead, why?

Sasuke's "That Jutsu", thought to be "Kirin", is actually a misunderstanding. It should be fucking obvious that Sasuke's "That Jutsu" is, and always has been, "PnJ", the most powerful fucking Jutsu besides Susano'o.

No one can fuck with that. Kishi won't allow it. Orochimaru was beaten because of it. Sasuke blew Deidara up cause of it, and hell, Sasuke'd solo Pein because his fillerosity can't match up to Kishi's mighty hand himself. Hell, it was only cause of Kirabi's massive win that he was able to even survive Sasuke's PnJ. He killed him twice and realized that was doing shit, so he had to resort to his Bijuu to save his ass.

Sasuke's victories are so highly accepted and expected that they don't even have to make sense anymore

That is the raw power of PnJ at it's finest. Sasuke can't lose. The most that his enemies can do is survive.

Then look here, Sasuke finally gets up to his brother and realizes something, "Aw shit! My PnJ isn't workeeng!!!" Lol that's right. Not even PnJ could save Sasuke from Itachi, even if it was making Itachi throw the fight, go blind, and eaten up from the inside. He was still too fucking strong. Kishi had to give Itachi a jutsu that would force him to kill himself, it was the only thing he could do to bring this son of a bitch down.

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Haaaayyyyyy guys

My recent absence has been due to a move, I got an awesome new house x3, I just got internet connection back, and while I probably wont be on as much as I used to be, Ill still be on as much as I can, I know you missed me ;P

My only complaint is the amount of work my family didnt help with during the move, and how much bitching I have to listen to every day



You Are a Bright Star Soul
Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention
In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you
You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial
And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you achieve

You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy
You possess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define
A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles.
Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally!

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?

Seems true enough, hahaha

Don't Mind this one either, hahaha

Take the Date a Superhero Chick Quiz quiz at, the world's largest comic book encyclopedia.

She may be older than Superman but technically she's only about 16. She's ready to experience the world and she'll show you a SUPER time.
You want a no-nonsense woman who leads a clean life. You also like dark skinned and mysteriously foreign chicks. Make sure you treat her like the Goddess she is.
Claire Bennet
Young and spunky. If you're lucky, she'll wear her cheerleader outfit. If you're not...she might drive your car into a brick wall, with you in the passenger seat.
Mary Jane
Mary Jane is the super hot girl next door. She's honest, hardworking, faithful, smart and motivated. You'd better be a boyscout if you think you can keep Mary Jane! And thanks to Joe Quesada, she's not married anymore!

0% Like him, but hey he's my top

Take the What superhero am I? quiz at, the world's largest comic book encyclopedia.

You are Thor, the mighty god. You have a big hammer. Watch out where you swing it.
Hal Jordan
Hal Jordan, Green Lantern. You have a lot of power and determination. Just try not to go crazy again. The Corps are just starting to get back on their feet.
Spider-Ham're Spider-Ham. Hope you like the smell of bacon while you're fighting crime.
You are the Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Thing. You have a rocky exterior but a soft inside. As far as superheroes go, you ROCK.

Isn't that just beautiful



That's all I have to say...just a few bugs to pick out and then I'll be set :)


And todays new ******* of the vine is....

I'm gonna hand it to DARK JIGSAW for today

I don't know if all of you saw his glorious posting spree, but I think I will forever remember that moment. I question what drives users to make such sheer acts of stupidity sometimes, but then I remember I was born into the human race and that I am doomed to be an acquaintance of an outcast in the world of mental capacitation.

Why would someone make fun of a little thirteen year old kid on a website about comic books by making accounts like this? I would really like to knwo what drives people to be such idiots sometimes, I mean Im assuming they're trying to get themselves banned

thank you zero edge for killing all these threads....

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