Sounds like a good introduction of a Saturday Morning Cartoon. Thats pretty much how I live my life most of the time. I'm pretty much a workaholic just due to the long hours and months on the road. Whenever I have free time I sneak out early say I'm going to work and go over to a girl I met at work's house and fool around ;)
* I am a tattooed Freak. I love tattoos and I'm covered by them, when I cheated on my wife, the girl who I did it with kept texting how much she loved them too, she also wanted me to draw a sets of wings on her naked back!
* Myself and a few friends started our own comic studio with plans of printing our own comics. Currently we have 2 books in production ( The Adventures of Ronnie the Robot and TORCH'D )