RavagingHamster

Over two years since my last late return, I've returned...again...

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People holding up buffet lines.

   Ok people, lets get think about this for a minute.  When you are at an establishment that serves food in a buffet or cafeteria style, most people like to browse. They like to stand IN LINE and look at ALL the different foods before making a decision. WHY???? If you're at a buffet you KNOW you're going back up! just pick somethin and go! As the comedian John Pinette says, "Grab and move! Grab and move!"  What do you have to browse for??? And at cafeterias they have things called MENU'S posted (usually) at the beginning of the line so you can decide THEN what you want! If you dont know in either cases then DONT GET IN LINE! Do a fly by!  For those of you who dont know how to, its simple: DONT get in line. walk along the outskirts of the line and glance at the choices, then make up your mind and get to the back of the line.  Is it that hard???  Speedway's another place like that. Stay out of line until you know what you want. If you get up there and when they ask you what you want dont say you dont know.  That just makes you sound like a retard! I've known what i want on my sandwich since i was like 5!!!  
 
and you people holding up buffet lines: dont try to put your food all nice and fancy on your plate, you waste more time! its a buffet! pile that stuff on there! Buffet's are like unofficial eating games.  Usually when you go (and dont say its not true cuz your lying to yourself) you try to see how much you can eat and how much more you can eat than your buddies, am i right? So why worry about presentation? Grab the food and get outta my way!!!  lol 
 
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