Crappy Villain of The Day
By PikminMania 5 Comments
Well for the quest I need to make a blog apparently. So I decided to make this. Every school day, 5 days, I will try to add one crappy villain to this blog.
To start it off I present to you all - PASTE POT PETE!!
Nothing screams badass like a gun that shoots sperm, oh I mean glue.
Ratings:
The Name: Paste Pot Pete? Are you F*&&ing joking? Who the hell would name themselves that. Paste? Pot? Pete? First off something like Pasteman is bad enough, but adding pot to the name makes him even more ridiculously stupid. After getting a severe beatdown in the form of Spiderman laughing his ass off when PPP first fought him, he decided to change his name to The Trapster. NO. If you are going to change your name, don't make it sound like a kindergartner came up with it while stuffing crayons in his mouth. I give his name a 10/10 on the crappy meter.
The outfit:
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Well, he was made in 1957, and for some reason purple must've seemed very menacing back then, since a lot of heroes have that color on their outfits. I suppose his costume isn't as bad as other crappy villains, but man, does it sure look silly. And what better way to make your cool villain even cooler then by adding yellow to his purple costume. He just looks like you can't take him seriously even when he is firing his glue gun at you. Part of that is because he is using a glue gun, sure its a super duper glue gun, but its still a glue gun when you think about it. 8/10 on the crappy meter
Weapons, Abilities:
Well he has a super glue gun..... and some other cool equipment like scatter balls.... I'm not a fan of this character at all. I do have to give him points for the glue gun though, it helps him swing like Spiderman, and he can create a lasso with it. Am I the only one that doesn't find a lasso threatening at all? Other than WW's of course. I give his skills a 6.5/10 on the crappy meter.
Win Record:
Not high to say the least. He lost to someone because the opponent laughed so much that it made Trapster so embarrassed he just left the fight. Even when he joined the Frightful Four he still didn't do anything impressive, Sandman and The Wizard did all the work, he just looked stupid. Don't even get me started on his win/loss ratio against Johnny Storm. I don't think he has EVER won a one on one fight with Human Torch, his arch nemesis. A give his win record a 10/10 on the crappy meter.
Worst Crime Committed:
I'd have to say its when he framed Spiderman. That's about the only important thing he has ever done. And the worst part is, SO MANY other villains have done this. Mysterio, Kingpin, and Chameleon seems to frame Spiderman every other week! To make matters worse, Osborn instructed him on what to do. He's like that kindergartener I was talking about earlier, always needing help from a teacher because he can't do anything right. I give this feat a 9/10 on the crappy meter.
Overall:
Paste Pot Pete has scored an impressive 45.5/50 on the crap meter. Which means he REALLY sucks. I like how Marvel and DC have been trying to make crappy characters serious badasses also, have it be Calendar Man or Jack O' Lantern, it just doesn't seem right. So seeing Marvel try to make Trapster cool is very hard to do, and so far they haven't been able to do it. Some of his weapons aren't even that bad though, 'm sure he could take on the GLA, actually I'm not to sure about that. All in all, these reasons are why The Trapster's career.. *Puts on Sunglasses* didn't stick. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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