I imagine jacks sword would hold up to lightsabers. I also think jack is fast enough to be able to dodge most things. He im sure has a plot device sense for dodging things incoming that he cant see.
Probably aunt may, on account she will make cookies, and thor probably couldn't hurt an elderly unarmed woman. Plus she could probably get way more information out of him being old and nice than being an interrogator.
The guy i work with just asked me if i could be any fantisy animal which would i choose. I chose a giant eagle. He then said why wouldnt i have chosen a griffin. He said its just a big eagle and couldnt beat a smaller more nimble half lion half eagle. I commented the griffin would suck at cornering without a tail rudder. Anyways need help.
Either way i obviously should of picked a dragon. But im sticking to my guns now.
I had no idea there was such crispy cookie rage out there. These are the great questions of our time here we are solving. Now i know if i ever run for political office i need to lie and be on a soft cookie platform.
How could i have been so wrong? and so misinformed? I thought for sure my favorite the crispy cookie would be doing well. The only vote they have is mine.
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