CVnU Location (Food Chain): Gulch & Gatherer.

Ahoy there!

Jeremiah 19:9: I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, and they will eat one another's flesh during the stress of the siege imposed on them by the enemies who seek their lives.

“I love to eat human flesh. It makes me ecstatic. We are fools to have been eating beef for so long.”

Albert is an honest working man who serves human choice cuts to his customers,Cannibalism takes a special person to appreciate. Human-flesh is not just a part of the vast food chain, but the meat is easier to process and cook and once consumed, it is easy to digest.

"The flesh tastes like pork, a little bit more bitter, stronger. It tastes quite good."

Cannibalism was not a religious ceremony, or some form of revenge, it was just the simple taste of human flesh that could drive a man to kill another just for the fresh meat.

For logistical reasons this is usually confined to the recycling of corpses. Some human corpse extract is being added to junk food to make it addictive.

"We have everything from Sausages and Soup Bones to Bouillon, and Stock. All made with the highest quality human meats. Every cut of human meat we sell has been selected for its superb quality and flawless texture. We only offer the choicest cuts of meat."

The epicurean's job is to find humans in order to harvest them for their produce. He harvests humans in a large blood processing plant. There are large towers where humans are attached to, to acquire their organs. The range of gourmet dishes on its menu is inspired by the eating habits of the Waricaca – an Amazonian tribe infamous for its cannibalism.

“Serpents are born in the human spine,”

Most who commit acts of cannibalism are charged with murder, desecration of corpses, or necrophilia. Because the victims often consent to the act it can be difficult to find a charge.

Menu:

"My friend, the flavor dances over the tongue in a symphony of flavors."

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  • a dish of human meat seasoned with lemon
  • bolinho, "fried tatar balls with a sweet-sour dip"
  • Cut off pieces of legs cooked into soups and pasta, it was “fatty.”
  • cooked victims turned into pastries, the flesh used to make empanadas
  • feijoada, a main course consisting of "various pieces of meat with black beans and rice"
  • A potent green elixir (Al's secret ingredient for a bowl of fear soup) for because it makes the pulse quicken. People who eat the soup ends up with orgasmic looks on their.
  • Hufu “the healthy human flesh alternative” for “cannibals who want to quit”, as well as a product for anthropology students studying cannibalism. It is also “a great convenience food for cannibals. No more Friday night hunting raids! Stay home and enjoy the good healthy taste of hufu.”
  • With the blood in the basin, he waited until it had coagulated, dried it in the oven, ground it and mixed it with flour, sugar, chocolate, milk and eggs, as well as a bit of margarine, kneading all the ingredients together. He made lots of crunchy tea cakes and served them to the customers who came to visit.

Dried parts of human bodies were hanging all from the roof, pickled limbs lay in barrels, and all around piles of money and trinkets from the pockets of the dead lay in piles. Then the human is ground up and made into cute little burgers. Most people eat them with french fries. When you order a Big Mac with us, chances are it came from some guy named Mac.

Human infant meat is so tender that it resembles fish in texture. Cannibals have told anthropologists that human meat is sweet, bitter, tender, tough, and fatty. The variation may result from disparate styles of cookery. Many tribes eat the meat of deceased humans only after it has rotted slightly. Roasting and stewing seem to predominate, with many tribes throwing in hot peppers or other seasonings. The Azande people of Central Africa reportedly used to skim the fat off the top of a human stew for later use as a seasoning or torch fuel. Cannibals in the South Pacific wrapped human cuts in leaves and cooked them in a pit. Sumatran cannibals once served criminals with salt and lemon.

if you can pay you are a customer

if you can't pay you are the goods

Special stuff

"Have you ever had tricorn chowder?"

"Taketh one unicorne". The recipe calls for the beast to be marinaded in cloves and garlic, then roasted on a griddle , and serve. When braised, unicorn falls off the bone and is really quite tasty, a festival on the tongue. And when it hits the colon it's carnival time. It's cutting-edge carne, a fantasy come true for carnivores with intestinal fortitude.

the unicorn’s horn holds magical properties that could cleanse poisoned waters and render the sick able again.

Funeral Service:

‘compassionate cannibalism,’ or eating parts of the corpse of a loved one to emphasize the connection between the living and the dead.” are also provided

a world where food means everything, to everyone.

To show his gratitude he will get 'VIP's" to eat his flesh which would make them immortal, he suggested all kinds of cooking his flesh for them (fried, bake, grilled, sushi! It's OK, he regenerates!).

Frequently asked questions

  1. What would it take for you to eat another human-being?
  2. Would you prefer to eat human-flesh (legally) at a restaurant or would you prefer to prepare and eat human-flesh for yourself?
  3. How would you go about preparing human-flesh for consumption?
  4. What sorts of human-meat do you think would make for good eating? Age? Race? Doesn't Matter?...and finally,
  5. What parts of the human body would you eat First? Second? Third? Doesn't Matter?

If you are vampire/werewolf/alien/non-human type that needs to feed on less savory food sources let us do the dirty work; Just sit back, relax and enjoy your chow.

Welcome to Gulch & Gatherers.

In here we provide a 24/7 food service that is open to all, but we specialize in serving Man. Our atmosphere is throwback to the 1950's, a cheerful time back when there is no worries and when being a Greaser is awesome. A place known as the 'Golden Age' where the grass is greener. The Chef, Alferd Kemper, can cook a really mean burger. If you feel brave you should try on the 'Tenzil Sam' sandwich. Have a birthday? we can make you cake and add in a clown, free of charge. Be sure to look out for our special Milkshake, it is a taste that is truly out of this world. Do enjoy your moment here, your meal will be set to the Chordettes.

In Gulch & Gatherer. we provide basics such as free WIFI and refillable drinks, also in here there is no need for tipping since all our employees are paid well enough. They are kind and will provide excellent service.

We also provide services such as Drive-Thru and Delivery for those of you hungry folks that are simply too busy to pass on by, you can call from anywhere and we will deliver your order on time.

The Chef

Alferd is a very special man, in a way that he knows how to cook things that are deemed inedible. When Albert wants hot angel wingsAlfred asks 'How hot?". An old grumpy vet with many stories to tell, do interact with him. What he lacks in youth he makes up for it in competence and sheer skill. Just ask the robber that ended up as mystery meatloaf.

Media Exposure

Ever since Gulch & Gatherer. made its first branch on Pankration Island they have been propagating branches all around the world. It can be said that they are almost ubiquitous, slowly becoming a household names like the fast food empires before them following in the footsteps of the Clown, The King and even Pigtails. Serving the best of cannibal cuisines and employing cannibals all over the world, industrializing what was once a taboo. Slowly becoming a commonplace, an acceptable norm. A lifestyle

There was a vegetarian, now behold. Humanitarians!

Important

  • Standard RPG rules apply
  • You can fight here (keep it civil or we will eat you)
  • You can break stuff (not the whole joint, though just be prepared get cooked

Still a work in progress, do enjoy :D

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Posted by Pyrogram

Nice one, pretty cool!

Posted by Nerx
Posted by Pyrogram

@nerx: (Honestly no time to RPG now , Just got a few big posts then coursework again, sorry )

Posted by Nerx

Alferd serves up a roast family for a pack of hungry werewolves, apparently they were sent scurrying odd because some 'slayer' decides that they are bad for a village somewhere. Alferd felt their pain and thus prepared them a special meal made from the family of the slayer. A man who is now at home, picking up the heads of his wife and their children. The baby is missing as it is cooked like a turkey. The wolves ate with joy as Alferd wiped the tears off his eyes, seeing a family reunited after long years of prejudice and human oppression. Giving them a '**** you' by turning them into sausages. Essentially stuffing them up their own @$$es.

"I love it when a family stays together"

Posted by saviour

@nerx: Heron entered "Give me...your best dish"

Posted by Nerx

@zaniel:

The waitress moves the gentleman to his seat as a milkshake is put on his table, a side of fries and a very famous burger. It is a 'Mack', one made from the land of Texas. Flesh picked from a mutant, one with the capacity to heal. Meat grilled to perfection, this metahuman was supposed to be a great hero someday, turns out that he is just too damn tasty.

"Have a classic" says the woman with Gladys on her pin

Posted by saviour

@nerx: Heron looked on at the food, he smiled and started to eat "Thank you...Let's see if the food here as as good as the chain on my island"

Posted by Nerx

@zaniel: "Please enjoy our meals and don't forget to order dessert"

Posted by saviour

@nerx: Upon hearing this at super-speed he finished his meal and ordered a dessert.

Posted by Nerx

@zaniel:

She brings in a serving of Kryptonian milk ice cream, with specialized cherries enriched with lifeforce.

Edited by saviour

@nerx: Heron spoke "Thanks my lovely" He took a bit and drunk the ice-cream like a drink "How long have you been working here?"

Posted by Nerx

@zaniel:

" Gee mister, It was only five years or so. A nice man hired me after i got booted from work"

She brings yet another series of meals, a dragon, a roc, a dinosaur and even a piece of centaur.

Posted by saviour

@nerx: Heron looked at all this food, brilliant , he tucked in "A nice man ehh? Did not try and EAT you?"

Posted by Nerx

@zaniel:

"Well he ate my captors, and he was full at the time. Seeing my skills with the knife he was nice enough to give me a job."

Posted by saviour

@nerx: "That is good, He has a chain in my island, you should visit some-time"

Posted by Nerx

@zaniel:

"Sure thing sweetie, my twin sibling will be working there. Her name is Glenys."

Posted by saviour

@nerx: He stood up and gave her a card "Ehh! Whenver you wana visit call this" He left.

Posted by Nerx

@zaniel: "Thanks for the tip sir" as she returns back to her duties, carrying a large mammoth steak to the cyclops behind the man.

Posted by superstay
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@superstay:

A waitress approaches the man as he enters the building "What would you like to order mister?"

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@nerx: Shadow looks around before asking "What do you serve here?"

d?_?b

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@superstay:

Gladys takes the menu and gives it to the visitor

"Well sweetie, we have our manwich, specialty burgers but I'd suggest you try our pancakes mister"

Posted by superstay

@nerx:

I smile at the pretty waitress as I sit at the diner counter. "What is the meat in your Manwick and Burgers?" I look up at the menu as I think. I look back into the waitress's eyes before asking "And what type of Pancakes do you have"

d?_?b

Posted by Nerx

@superstay:

"What meat do you want sugar? We have all sorts, from real gnomes to little green men" Gladys prepares her notebook to list down the order "For pancakes we have the big ones that lumberjacks eat, we serve ours for Paul Bunyan"

Posted by superstay

@nerx:

I look at the waitress weirdly. "Um....Gnomes and little Green Men?" I look back at the menu. "Um....I'll have four big pancakes and.....um" I look back at the waitress "Do you have liquor here?"

d-_-b

Posted by Nerx

@superstay:

"four big pancakes, got that and we do have liquor." she looks at Alferd and the old man gave a stern look "What level do you want?"

Posted by superstay

@nerx: "Scotch and Rum mixed" I look at the old man before asking "What do you mean by level?"

d-_-b

Posted by Nerx

@superstay: "Sure thing sweetie" Gladys went to the kitchen as she picks up the trays, Alferd gives the youngin another look as he cleans the plates "there was this guy once, big biker type. Claims he can down the strongest drink we have, I gave him a 'kid's drink and his liver exploded"

Posted by saviour

"gimme some fries"

Edited by Nerx

@zaniel:

Gladys approaches the man and puts on an extra large platter of fries, with a milkshake. "Its on the house"

Posted by superstay

@nerx:

"Thank you......." I look at the waitress's name tag on her chest "Glady?" I hear the comment and reply "Really, What was the drink?" I say looking somewhat surprised at the thought.

dO_Ob

Posted by Nerx
Edited by superstay

@nerx: I Immediately started laughing after I heard his answer. "Hahaha, well I guess his bowels just couldn't handle it.....Haha" I say as I slice my pancakes and start eating.

dG.Gb

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@superstay: Gladys walks to another customer as there was a birthday, Alfern gave him yet another stern look while cleaning the plates.

Posted by Reef

@nerx: Going about his way roaming around the society, Reef's stomach starts to growl and decides to find a place to eat..He stumbles upon 'Glutch and Gatherer' and makes the decision to grind there. He goes to the smiley man and being new to the restaurant nonchalantly asks,

"Hey what's up Betty.."

Looking down at the name on his apron,

"Hmm, can I get one of those burger specials? And could go easy on the toe jam for me please? uhh.. I mean, none at all if possible..sorry."

Asking the man he calls Betty with in a respectful manner, not knowing what the surface world eats on a normal day.

[And 'foot on the bone' is definitely not one of them, so technically he's not wrong denying it]

Posted by Nerx

@reef:

Betty notes down the order, low on toe jam but maybe belly button lint would be a better alternative. One special is given, this one is made with pure american, a bill hobbs from Missouri.

"Wait for five minutes and yer burger will be done"

Posted by Reef

@nerx: "Alright sounds good, thanks," Reef replies back as he takes a seat amongst the others that are waiting for their orders.

Posted by Nerx

@reef:

Betty arrives back with the special burger, served with their specialty fries grown in titan and a serving of milkshake made from the finest metacows.

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@nerx:

Reef looks up at Betty and with a smile on his face in an anxious voice tells him,

Thanks my man!

A few minutes later, Reef finishes his last bite of his burger and slurps the last sips of his milkshake. After a few seconds of resting, he gets up, scavenges his last of his titan fries, and walks away saying,

Thanks again for the food my new friends, that was one of the best meals I had in a long time, and I'm talking about seafood too. Now that I think of it, that fine meal you guys cooked up was my first surface food I've ever feasted on. I'm gonna come back later on tonight and grab another order of that for sure! I guess Glutch & Gatherer's got a new costumer to fill!

complimenting Betty and the cook as he opens the door and walks out.

Edited by MisterMorgue

Morgue crossed the room without making a sound until placing himself in a seat at the bar. With a worldly tone he asked "Could I possible receive a serving of steak tar-tar please? Something from a young female's inner thigh. Oh an a glass of your finest A-Negative too." With that he tossed his hat upon the counter and awaited for his order.

Posted by Nerx

@mistermorgue:

Alferd cooks up a meal while Gladys serves up the plates to the other customer, meanwhile Betty writes down the man's orders as he gives a reccomendation "Today we have a special soup offer, a cream of fairy. Grinded and chopped with the finest mushrooms hand picked from under the earth, they are better than truffles"

Posted by MisterMorgue

@nerx:

With a glimpse of desire the Vampire shook his head and declined. "Out of curiosity what is the common currency used in these parts? I have money, and jewelry on me but that is about it!" After a quick glimpse around he continued with "and when does this place pick up?"

Posted by Nerx

@mistermorgue:

"We are established not too long ago, our boss had to pull a few cords. We take your money here, so long as you can pay safety is guaranteed"

Posted by MisterMorgue

@nerx: Settling into his surroundings Derick partakes in the cuisine. After wiping a trail of blood from his cheek he turns to the other patrons and shouts "Drinks for everyone, I'm buying!" With that he tosses a wad of twenties upon the counter and raises his drink above his head.

Posted by Nerx

@mistermorgue:

He gets barrels of beer as the entire restaurant partied under his name, a family of vegetarian vampires rejoice as the sucked the chlorophyll from a giant tree, turning the tree into a vampire. A familar which in turn spreads its roots outside to suck out the life essence of a bunch of school children.

Posted by MisterMorgue

@nerx: Now excepted among the patron Derick finished of the last morsels of his meal. Then after a short conversation, and bribe, with Gladys he crossed the restaurant to a booth in the corner, and sat across the being know as Nerx. "I understand you are a ma.......(Clears his throat)....individual who knows things. Have you ever crossed paths with a Vampire with a golden tooth?" Derick brushed the hair from his face as he looked upon Nerx with red soulless eyes and continued. "I am willing to pay well for information!"

Posted by Nerx

@mistermorgue:

Nerx is eating what appears to be thick slabs of primary adamantium , enjoying his meal as they are topped with servings of antimatter kept in em barriers and several higgs boson particles. His drink includes liquid hellfire, which is his favorite next to the rare Ymir drips. An individual approaches him as he chews the metal down as if it were jelly, quickly finishing as the man began go converse "That I am, and I have eaten vampires and other species of the night, although I do remember eating a jewish vampire who did have golden teeth in Prague a while ago." he takes in his next meal of atomic fusion kept on stasis, "Was that the one you are looking for or do you have someone else in mind?"

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@nerx: Despite the fact that his internal organs no longer work, Derick felt a brief episode of acid reflux at the sight of Nerx finishing off the last of his meal. Regaining his composure he tipped his hat and responded "If it is indeed the Vampire I have been searching for, then I owe you a debt of gratitude. I have been searching for him for the better part of a century and he has always alluded me." He then leaned in over the table to look Nerx closer in his eyes and continued "I don't wish to be rude, but are you SURE it was him?" With that he grasped his cane tighter as the answer to his question could change his entire existence.

Posted by Nerx

@mistermorgue:

He chugs it all down, next grubbing a piece of uranium with a healthy serving of CNT wafers. Eating them as snacks as his 'perfect' teeth reduces all into food. Clutching on a greedy dhampir soon as he sucks out the brain with a bendy straw.

"The thing is that I have never seen this vampire that you have been searching for, there are plenty of folks like you with golden teeth, especially after hip-hop went mainstream. You would be surprised at how many Balkanites went G" The man then made a gesture for direct eye contact "Obviously not, however if you have a scent or a picture I can track him down. I am better than a blood hound and I have tracked many creatures before many of them were born"

Posted by MisterMorgue

@nerx:

(OOC) Sorry for being away, I had some family issues to take care of and I have not fully developed my character either,

(IC)

With a smile upon his face he falls back into his seat and laughs out loud “Trust me the Vampire I have been searching for is no Hip-Hop follower. He is old... (sniffs through the air)... not as old as you, but from the rumors I hear is he may be an original.” Derick eyes look upwards as he recalls the night he was turned and says“I unfortunately do not have much more to go on other than the one golden fang. I have not been as fortunate to pick up his scent. Through out my journeys he has always been a step ahead of me. However from the information I have recovered he was a man that used witchcraft to become a Vampire rather than being bitten. Which I'm sure you are aware of means he is darker and more vicious than one being turned. Basically he souled his soul for immortality and power.” Derick paused for a brief second as he regained his composure. “But I do have a sketch of the man however I am afraid it will not be much help.” Derick reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a rolled up cloth of paper and hands it forward. “As you can tell from the picture his level of darkness is so vast that it manifest itself when he hungers. I myself have the red eyes and protruded brow when I feed but nothing like him. Do you still think you can help?

The Image

(OOC) you can add any details you wish to for the Gold Tooth Vamp. Just keep him evil and powerful.

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