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Goonies: Kids + Sloth

Sandlot: Kids + Hercules the dog

The two groups are locked inside an empty Disneyland. Its past midnight, but it is a full moon.

They have 2 hours of prep. No Morals.

Its a fight to the death.They can use anything inside the grounds of Disneyland that you can think of, and they are also equally armed with meat tenderizers, sling-shots with steel marbles and kitchen knives.

Who wins?!?!?!?!?!

I would definitely go see another Daredevil movie. Though, a recast is vital, obviously. In my opinion, Michael C. Hall would make a great Matt Murdock.

Round 1:Hand to Hand

They meet eachother in a saloon, both have had their share of whiskey. The Duke bumps into 'Nameless' saying, "Out'a my way, Pilgrim!"

To which 'Nameless' just stares siletnly at Duke with malicous intent in his eyes. The Duke, seeing this as a front to his manhood, steps up to 'Nameless' with his hands balled in fists.

Nameless notices this and says, "Go ahead, make my day!"

Fight ensues. To a KO! Who wins?

Round 2:Weapons...

Man With No Name has a; Colt Peacemaker, Double Barreled Shotgun (Howdah Pistol) and a Henry 1860 lever action rifle

The Duke has; 44.40 Colt Revolver, Colt Peacemaker, Winchester Model 1882 lever action rifle,

They see eachother at opposite sides of a causeway in a deserted town. Both on horseback. No morals, and its a fight to the death. Who wins?

Round 1:Hand to Hand

They meet eachother in a saloon, both have had their share of whiskey. The Duke bumps into 'Nameless' saying, "Out'a my way, Pilgrim!"

To which 'Nameless' just stares siletnly at Duke with malicous intent in his eyes. The Duke, seeing this as a front to his manhood, steps up to 'Nameless' with his hands balled in fists.

Nameless notices this and says, "Go ahead, make my day!"

Fight ensues. To a KO! Who wins?

Round 2:Weapons...

Man With No Name has a; Colt Peacemaker, Double Barreled Shotgun (Howdah Pistol) and a Henry 1860 lever action rifle

The Duke has; 44.40 Colt Revolver, Colt Peacemaker, Winchester Model 1882 lever action rifle,

They see eachother at opposite sides of a causeway in a deserted town. Both on horseback. No morals, and its a fight to the death. Who wins?

@P0rtal: That WOULD be a great fight! But i have to give it to Chev Chelios, i dont want to, but i have to. His raw, unrelenting determination, driven by a desperation that cannot be compared would push him to feats that, even, Frank Martin could not match. 8/10 to Chev... maybe 7/10.

@Guardiandevil83: Im pretty sure that Ting's ancestor wasnt a real personal at all, but a martial-arts terminator sent back through time by Skynet to stop the rise of Muai Thai from taking over the world by beating all of its skilled fighters to a pulp.

@Guardiandevil83: DUDE! I hope, with every fiber of my being, that Jason and Jean get it on...uh fight, i mean.

Yes, you are correct, again. Ting was in Ong Bak 1, I dont know what his ancestor's name was.

@k4tzm4n: Oh man! Those knees and elbows are dangerous and deadly. I love it when he runs up to an enemy and plants a foot on their thigh to propell himself up, then, using his upward momentum, brings his knee straight up into the guys chin, sending him flying far far away.

Oh, on another note. Did you guys see Ong Bak 3? I thought i was way lame, in comparison to the first 2. Especially compared to the 2nd one. Those movies, for me, were about the new fighting style Tony Jaa, kind of, creates for each film he is in. Ong Bak was a Muai Thai style, Ong Bak 2 had more Wing Chunna and other Kung Fu styles, Ong Bak 3 was some kind of lame ballet dance-fighting. And i dont mean Capoeira, i mean gracefully swaying in the wind, kind of dancing. Just was not impressive.

@Guardiandevil83: I have to agree with you, in that it is a complete debate as to who is more agile. With Frank Martin leaping between cars, skating on oil and wrecking people; and Ting with his running up walls, his insane jump kicks and ground techniques, its a complete toss up. Its a tie in agility.

I also have to say that strength goes to Frank Martin. He is clearly the stronger of the two individuals. His ability to physically overpower enemies larger than him proves this. Ting's ability to grapple and throw men off-balance was due to finess, and not necessarily strength. Ting was very strong for his size, but so was Frank, and since Frank is clearly the larger, he is stronger.

Another tie would have to go to their determination or unstopability (thats a word, right?). Neither show the slightest signs of weariness, just varying degrees of gall. They both took immense amount of damage, and were able to fight through it.

But, I have to disagree as to who is more skilled/trained as a fighter. I do not think that it is equal. Frank Martin was a very well trained X-military martial-artist. That scene when he fights the gang while hampered by an oil slick was flippin awesome; however, In Ong Bak 2, in the greatest 2 minutes of fight coreography I have ever seen, Ting fought 2 assailants using 2 different styles of fighting (Wing Chunn and Tiger Claw). In that scene he was able to adjust his technique and simultaneously use both of their styles against them. Now, that being said, Frank Martin is one of the most entertaining fighters i have seen on film, but did not see him display the same quality of technique that Ting (Tony Jaa) had in Ong Bak 2. And, I think, Ting's ability to change and alter his style, mid fight, is what makes him a more potent martial-artist, in terms of skill/training.

As to who would win.......5/10 tie, or 6/10 to Ting! In my oppinion anyway.

But, I'd like to think they dont fight, and rather star as a new duo in crime fighting. That would be an epic team-up for today's martial-arts in cinema.

MORE PEOLE NEED TO RESPOND ON THIS THREAD...GREAT BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!

Djimon Hounsou for Black Panther

Michael Jai White for Luke Cage

They should have ahd Scarlett Johansson play the Scarlet Witch (kinda looks like her anyway), and not Black Widow

I have to go with Judge Dredd. If anything, for the sake of argument.

I choose Judge Dredd because he is a very resourceful individual, and not to mention brutal. He is the clone of the greatest Judge in MC1 history. He has also bested villains that are much more potent than Robocop. Yes, Robocop is much stronger than Dredd, but RC is also slow and cantankerous. We have seen that his cognitive ability to clearly process new information has, at times, failed him due to faulty programming or his human side makes his system goes haywire. RC also has a bigger gun, but Dredds Lawgiver can fire 6 different types of rounds, and most of which are armor piercing.

Robocop is, too much, the tormented individualand gets distracted. Judge Dredd is nothing if not extremely focused.

This all being said, they would actually make a really awesome team up.