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Accidental Porn Names

This is a list of characters, objects, or places whose names would function either as a character in a porn, or as the title of a porn itself.

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Posted by AMP - Seeker of Lost Knowledge

 Wow.....I never thought of it that way. This list deserves this. LOL.

Posted by AMP - Seeker of Lost Knowledge
Posted by Darth Paul

ROFL!

Posted by Mr.Q
Ding Dong Daddy. Black Marvel. Ms. Marvel. Rawhide Kid. The Flash. Wonder Man. Wonder Woman. Wonder Girl. The Wonder Twins. Big Bertha. Iron Fist. The list could go on.
Posted by MrMiracle77

I'll add Rawhide Kid, Ding Dong Daddy, and Iron Fist.  The Wonder and Marvel characters aren't quite double-entendre enough to make the cut, though.

Edited by Mr.Q
@MrMiracle77: and Fantastic four or The Phantom Stranger does? but hay your list. I just kinda hit a groove. but you gotta admit Thw Wonder Twins sounds like the name of a movie.
Posted by Brit

fantastic!

Posted by GTG12

lol Great list
Posted by Mr.Q

 Bouncing Betty    

Posted by Mr.Q
I find it kind of strange that this is your longest list. it's deeply troubling.
Posted by MrMiracle77
@Mr.Q said:
" I find it kind of strange that this is your longest list. it's deeply troubling. "
Well, my only other lists involve performance artists and wholesome characters, which are pretty specific.  Porn-sounding names are fairly subjective by comparison.
Posted by Mr.Q
still troubling though. performance artists, that reminds me why not add Vic Sage the Question to that one? he is a reporter and you have at least two or so of those on there.
Posted by jordama
Posted by eldestrisk

Vibranium made me laugh. xD

Posted by BMBmustdie

how is cyclops an accidental porn name?
Posted by Meteorite
Posted by MrMiracle77
@BMBmustdie: 
 
He's a "one eyed monster".
Posted by MrMiracle77
@Meteorite:
 
That addition will do quite nicely.
Posted by KillerZ
@AMP - Seeker of Lost Knowledge said:
" I got one for you: Long Dong. "
He would actually make it in porn industry:)
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Posted by deadpool1109
Posted by MrMiracle77
@deadpool1109: 
That's really more of a substance-vice reference.  You could start that list if you want.
Posted by aloe vera

haha nice!

Posted by Liberty

Hilarious!

Posted by PowerHerc

Very good list.  Hilarious!   
Ding Dong  Daddy?  Holy shit and WTF?
Posted by MrMiracle77
@PowerHerc:
 
Its interesting to see the way that slang from the 30s to the 50s has a completely different connotation in this day and age.  It is my firm belief that in about 100 years, English will only be used to express double-entendres.  Like Latin, but for porn.
Posted by PowerHerc
@MrMiracle77:
Ha!  I've never considered the possibility, but maybe so.
Posted by I-Force

How about Kirby's... 
Boom Tube?
Posted by I-Force

Peter Parker....but it would depend on where he parks it.
Posted by Daniel_Newton

I'm seeing some really great lists today. 
 
Giant-Size Man-Thing... like, seriously?

Posted by ComicMan24

LMAO Nice list.

Edited by I-Force

Bushmaster 
Bushwhacker 
Darkhawk (it's all in the pronunciation) 
Jackhammer 
Joystick 
Piledriver 
Sack 
Thunderball 

Posted by MrMiracle77
@I-Force: 
Love the Bushmaster and Bushwacker, and I'll take Darkhawk since I also added Elixer for similar reasons.  Joystick is pretty good too.  Jackhammer, Piledriver, and Thunderball don't quite fit.
Posted by Ms. Omega

This list makes me giggle :) 

The Bangstick

Posted by Mr.Q
isn't there a character called "Beefeater"? that has to inspire images. Pandora's Box?
Posted by DRDOOM28

Nice! Wish I'd thought of this!

Posted by notoriousbcb

Great list - what about Piledriver?
 
 http://www.comicvine.com/piledriver/29-2251/

Posted by MrMiracle77
@notoriousbcb: Yeah, why not?
Posted by Video_Martian

This is the BEST list I've ever looked up on this site.  EVER.

Posted by Deadknight

What about THROB? He can at least be misinterpreted quite badly.
Posted by MrMiracle77
@Deadknight:
Certainly.
Posted by HellionVulcan

The shocker of yeah best one .

Posted by Silver Knight75

what about Love Glove?

Posted by kracov
Posted by YoungGunna

Funny list

Edited by EganTheVile1
Posted by goldenshot80

LOL. Needs more though

Posted by EganTheVile1
Posted by kato17

I'll never think of any of them the same way again. :(

Posted by greencrapweasel

hahaahah we can only have theyre on accident

Posted by Phylos

LMAO @ Eye of Agamotto. This whole list made me stop breathing for about four seconds haha.
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