"Im going for McCain.I don't trust Obama. He'll have show me what he is able to do."
What can McCain do? "
He's actually done a lot more than Obama. "
Of course he has, he's 190 years old. This country needs a change. No offense to anyone but I'm sick of the same old white dudes running the country. "
"Obama sits back in his chair. He pulls out a cig. "Ah, this is the life." He looks down at his uniform. "No American flag, now to just get the rest of America that way." He pufffed a ring of smoke into the air. "After crushing Hilary, I got all my competition out of the way." He smiles. "It is going to be good being president."
Just then, a sock with rice in it hits the window behind Obama. "What in the..." He turned around to see a group of 4 teenagers, holding signs that said, Go McCain!, Lets keep America in America, Republicans Forever, and Who Needs Obama! The last sign caught his eye more than the others. "Stupid punks."
A knock came from the door. "Come in." His secretary walked in. "Um, Mr. Obama, there is someone here to see you. "Oh really, who?" "He says that he is an old friend, Bob I think he said." "Bob, eh, do you know how many people in the US are named Bob!" "I understand sir, do you want me to send him in?" "Sure, I could use some enjoyment." He threw the cig in the garbabge.
In walked a man that was dressed in pretty ragged clothes. Obama sniffed the air, Yuck! That man smells like he hasn't taken a shower in months, maybe years! Then the man came closer. He looks kind of familiar I guess. Then, the man grabbed the right side of his shirt, and threw it off. Under the beat up, smelling, dirty clothes was a nice suit.
It was McCain. "Hello Obama." Obama's eyes turned blood red, he got up, and took off his jacket. "Guess what McCain, if I kill you now, I will automatically win." McCain shot him an angry glance. "Your trash can is on fire." Obama turned to it. "Oh no!" Obama stomped the fire out with his foot. "Now on to the fight!" Obama screamed.
Obama threw the first punch. It came at McCain's chin, but McCain was too fast. He ducked and threw a jab into Obama's ribs. "Ouch!" Obama said. Obama threw McCain's arm out of the way. Obama then jumped at McCain. McCain was caught off guard and was tackled to the ground. Obama grabbed McCain's nose are twisted it with great force. "Look who is going to have a great mugshot!" Then McCain elbowed Obama in the face and hit Obama between the legs with as much force as he could from his knee. Obama slumped back in pain. "Hope you don't mind not being able to stand up in the bathroom now." McCain devilishly said.
Obama painfully stood up. "Enough of this." He pressed a button and security came in. "Take him away please." They took McCain back to his Corvette. You haven't seen the last of me. "
"I'm not all gung ho for McCain, but I'm DEFINITELY not for Obama. He refuses to let anyone say his middle name because he is apparently ashamed that all three of his names are muslim. He refuses to wear an american flag lapel pin because he doesn't want to take sides. I'm guessing he doesn't want to take sides with the nation he wants to be president of. He also refuses to place his hand over his heart during the national anthem. He was a member of a church of Jeremiah Wright, who preached extreme racism against white people, but only quit when the media got so against Wright. His wife has said that she is finally proud of America, meaning she has never been proud of our nation before. Barack has zero military experience, but may be my commander-in-chief. These are not signs of a patriotic American. This is not the appearance of someone I want as my president. Like I said, I'm not gung ho for any of the nominees, but I absolutely refuse to back Barack Hussein Obama."
You know what I find ridiculous? None of your reasoning for not liking Obama has anything to do with his policies and what he plans to do with what he is trying to do in office.Except the military experience,but where currently losing a war under someone elses presidency."
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