• Date joined:2013-10-20
  • City:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Gender:Male
  • Alignment:Evil
  • Points:0 Points
  • Ranked:Currently Disabled

Not a Geist

  • Species: Geist?
  • Height: 5'5"
  • Weight: None
  • Hair: Reddish-brown
  • Eyes:Not
  • Age: Negative 20 years

Description: Not a Geist has no explanation. Given his name one would expect a being that is not a Geist. At times he insists that he is not a geist. However, he also considers himself a Geist and matches all the criteria for being one. Not a Geist does not have a description.

Personality: Fairly confusing personality. Not a Geist contradicts himself regularly but insists that everything he says is true and must be accepted along with his contradictions (which he does not in fact acknowledge). Also loyal to the Geist cause, at times fickle and mostly friendly.

Abilities: Unlike all Geists, Not a Geist possesses various ghost-like attributes as a result of his unique physiology, making him a tricky combatant. At will he can become intangible to pass through solid objects; although remaining slightly visible to the naked eye. He also possesses a "Geist Sense", which acts as a subconscious sixth sense manifesting from incoming threats. He has the ~ability, which means he can for a limited time alter the abilities of an opponent or his environment to have their opposite effect. He also has an ability he can use to possibly not exist.


  • The Geist Ray: every Geist carries a homemade handgun that fires green ectoplasmic energy.
  • The Perfectly Normal Sword: a sword that's dull to the touch and is always about to break but cuts through most things and stands up to the highest amount of punishment.
  • An Incredibly Hot Flamethrower: a wrist-mounted flamethrower that emits jets of flame that are exactly 700,000 degrees Celsius and consequently freeze whatever they touch.
  • Knuckle Dusters: dust that clings to Not a Geist's knuckles. When he punches, it has the full effect of normal brass knuckle weapons.