My Zombie Apocalypse Team

I read a personal essay written by a Midwestern university student about the fascination with "the Zombie Apocalypse," apparently spurred by the CDC's announcement that such an event could be possible. A nerd, I immediately assembled a team in my head of fictional characters and actual personalities I want nearby should the sh** hit the fan.

Please note, that this is a normal, run-of-the-mill zombie scenario, not f***ing Marvel Zombies. If all else fails, I'm going to dig a moat around a defensible piece of land, and, with friends in hazmat suits, throw rotten meat into the moat. In my imagination, the river of maggots will eat necrotic zombie flesh like ravenous piranha, or at least slow them down enough for the sentries at the top of the walls to take the walking dead out with high powered rifles.

Any other suggestions? I will certainly consider them.

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Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k

Dammit, I woulda suggeted the obvious Chuck Norris! Now I`ll go with...Peter Griffin. Or Homer Simpson.

Poor Liefeld...

Posted by MisterAnderson

@kfhrfdu_89_76k:

I'd have recommended Stan Smith if he were in Comic Vine's Wiki. He successfully led his family against a horde of Santa's elves.

Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k

Haven`t seen that episode.