My 40th Birthday Upon Me, The All-New REVISED Peeps I'd Invite to My 40th BDay Party

I left the original list up as a point of comparison. The lead-in intro is still valid, but I would amend it to say that since I composed that list, I have gotten a teaching gig, have read and talked more comics, and my impending wedding is that much closer. Sooo, here goes.

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Edited by TifaLockhart

LOL, i'm honored.

Posted by MisterAnderson
Edited by MadeinBangladesh

Gonna be an awkward party haha

Posted by MisterAnderson

Gonna be an awkward party haha

Annnnnnd, more awkward because I forgot my pants.

Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k

After having read a few things (This, for example. It`s a page long or so. Part of 8 pages, that you should read. If you haven`t already. I guess you haven`t) about Lee, that have got 80-95 % of all the admiration that I feel towards him, dissappear, I DO question why you wanna invite him.

Is it because of his joyous spirit? Because that`s probably over compensating of a depressed megalomaniac.

I feel like he should be punished aand helped at the same time.

I do like that Marcos Martin drawn story that he dialogued. If he DID give it dialogue.

...

But yeah, good list. A bit awkward, too (Because this kind of humor is something I kinda like and kinda don`t. Please don`t murder me. Please don`t.).

Edited by lykopis

This list (and the reasons behind each choice) deserves an itemized reaction from me. Stellar-ness of this caliber demands it:

  • 1. Harley Quinn

Makes sense. What the hell were you thinking in not inviting her in the first place?

  • 2. CM Punk

This is for me. He can bring AJ because I love her, as long as it isn't Lita. Cos they are a for realz couple and she's not going to be too happy with my behaviour towards her man. I suspect I can get really hurt by her. Just a hunch, though.

  • 3. Mucous Membrane

Genius. And wow, Audra is even more awesomer than I thought.

  • 4. Princess Leia

This is a no-brainer. Although, I do love John Goodman cos he loves New Orleans. But damn, you made me feel guilty for laughing over him and Hoffman. Just a sec...k -- over it now.

  • 5. Dejah Thoris

She wears t*ttie tassles, you heathen. That ain't no brass bra. No pair of nipples have ever been more covered (protected) than the Princess of Mars' nipples. At least, not until this shindig goes down.

  • 6. Captain America

Steve is a challenge I cannot turn away from. I promise you, you'll get your twerking contest -- just not by the gender you'd prefer.

  • 7. Fiona Staples

You just made this party PARTY OF THE YEAR. Just by inviting Staples. And me of course.

  • 8. Lobo

Another yummy morsel (the emo version one, heh heh). Damn it, man! Stop with references to oddball shows I know, thereby revealing my odd sleeping/tv viewing patterns as a kid. I still resent how they used that poor obese actress to represent pre-sex slave Zev. If you say you know Kids in the Hall, I will be forced to slap you.

  • 9. Jason Aaron

Meh, I guess he can come. Never heard of the guy...

  • 10. Masque

He scares me. o.o WOOHOO!!

  • 11. Swamp Thing

Don't worry, Cap and Punk will be sufficiently occupied and won't notice a thing. (Audra's infamous vajayjay will come in handy here.)

  • 12. David Letterman

Get OUT. You get out RIGHT NOW!!!!! If you get to be in his audience, I shall die. DIE. (you have to make a top ten list, now. It's your own fault.)

  • 13. Thor

Sorry to break it to you, but it's the quality, not quantity. It really is. Hopefully, I can get your Fiance Knowles to take one for the team and prove this for you with Thor. It'll be an indescribable hardship, but your intended sounds like a trooper.

  • 14. Stan Lee

Needs no explanation, I concur.

  • 15. Starfire

Did you feel that? That was a smack, on the back of your head, from me. A really hard one.

  • 16. Arnim Zola

Best. Plan. Ever.

  • 17. Tyrion Lannister

Constantine and Tyrion? I SHIP IT!

  • 18. Bender

All the awards. You've just made this party hit legendary status.

  • 19. Lord Fanny

Hmm. I wonder if she can twerk as well?

  • 20. R. Truth

There are no words. **huge eyes, shining brightly**

  • 21. Stacy X

This can go the other way, you know. Just sayin'.

  • 22. Ernest Hemingway

Delightful choice - although can we invite F. Scott Fitzgerald for sh*ts and giggles?

  • 23. Boris Karloff

I think his voice alone could get me sober. Save him for the after party.

  • 24. Shaper of Worlds

I was forced to look this one up. You made me cry.

Posted by Samimista

@misteranderson: Aw. Harley Quinn is actually the reason why I got into comics almost three years ago. ^__^ I'd be honored to get drunk off of apple juice at your party! =D

Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k

@lykopis:

You have never heard or read of Jason Aaron.

He wrote Wolverine-solo stories (Do you read the canucks series? You oughta, you`re a Canadian. Then again, he`s more of a man with no clear nationality...) & Wolverine and the X-men, and you don`t know who Jason Aaron is?!

Well, stuff like this happens occasionally.

Posted by lykopis

@lykopis:

You have never heard or read of Jason Aaron.

He wrote Wolverine-solo stories (Do you read the canucks series? You oughta, you`re a Canadian. Then again, he`s more of a man with no clear nationality...) & Wolverine and the X-men, and you don`t know who Jason Aaron is?!

Well, stuff like this happens occasionally.

(It's just a really, really bad joke I made. I know who he is. :P)

Edited by MisterAnderson

@kfhrfdu_89_76k: One more reason I like you bunches is that you don't surround yourselves with people who perfectly mirror/echo your own tastes. You don't have to love Stan Lee, and you don't have to laugh at all of my crude jokes. You just have to be you, please.

Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k
Posted by MisterAnderson

@kfhrfdu_89_76k: I said I like you. You don't get bumped up the waiting list for a new liver.

Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k
Edited by Joygirl
Posted by MisterAnderson

@joygirl: And the Brody-inspired Ultimate Dazzler.

Posted by Joygirl

Yus!