I'm a Sheep. Ask Me Anything

Following in the footsteps of others, this is a place where you can ask me absolutely anything. No question is off-limits, although if I deem it either offensive or wayyyy inappropriate (trust me, I have a very high inappropriate threshold), then I will either ream you a new one (in the nicest way possible) or simply not answer your question. 

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Posted by Jake Fury

 
Heels or flats? 

Posted by Mercy_
@Jake Fury: Flats. I'm INSANELY uncoordinated.
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Posted by Jake Fury
@The Dark Huntress: I don't see how anyone walks in heels. 
Posted by CDviper

what does ream you a new one mean?

Posted by Mercy_
@Jake Fury: I can do it, but only if I have to. They look pretty. :P
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Posted by Edamame
@The Dark Huntress: What is your favorite state in the US? ; )
Posted by InnerVenom123

A man walks into a bar. 
A train leaves the station at 4:35pm central time.
 
Ten months later, he wakes up in a hospital bed.
 
What color are the sheets?

Posted by Mercy_
@CDviper: It's a nice way of saying "bitch you out".
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Edited by Pr_Beyonder
@The Dark Huntress said:

" @Jake Fury: I can do it, but only if I have to. They look pretty. :P "


@The Dark Huntress: 

Train A leaves Romeoville at 8:00 a.m., traveling at 55 mph toward Julietteville. Train B leaves Julietteville at the same time, heading toward Romeoville at 35 mph. If the distance between the two towns is 337.5 miles, what time do the two trains pass each other?
   

Posted by ragdollpurps

what's the most awkward situation you've ever been in? :]

Edited by Amegashita

  If you're really a sheep.  On a scale of 1 - 10, how fluffy is your coat?   
 
  Also, how awesome do you think Billy Batson is?  =]

Posted by Mercy_
@InnerVenom123: Aren't hospital sheets usually white or blue? He was in a hospital, so I'm assuming that there was a nurse either on bedpan or catheter duty. :P 
 
@Pr_Beyonder: Head explodes. I already passed high school math. Don't plan on doing it again. :P  
 
@Edamame: That's a tough one. I haven't actually visited very many. I've been to every state in New England and to Florida when I was 3 1/2. I really enjoy living in Massachusetts, but some of my best memories are from New Hampshire.
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Posted by Pr_Beyonder
@The Dark Huntress said:

" @InnerVenom123: Aren't hospital sheets usually white or blue? He was in a hospital, so I'm assuming that there was a nurse either on bedpan or catheter duty. :P 
 
@Pr_Beyonder: Head explodes. I already passed high school math. Don't plan on doing it again. :P  
 
@Edamame: That's a tough one. I haven't actually visited very many. I've been to every state in New England and to Florida when I was 3 1/2. I really enjoy living in Massachusetts, but some of my best memories are from New Hampshire. "


:P 
 
 
Alright then,let's do some calculus to repair your head >:D 
 

A plank is to be used to reach over a fence 8

ft high to support a wall 1 ft behind the fence.

Write an equation for the length of the plank as

a function of the angle the plank makes with the

ground.

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Nah.....you don't have to answer =)

Edited by Edamame
@The Dark Huntress: I love Vermont and western Mass.  New Hampshire is nice, too. At least there isn't a sales tax there.  Green Mountains and White Mountains are beautiful in the winter.  Maine in the summer is brutal because of those horse files. LOL
 
Do you happen to live near Lenox, Mass.? There is some institution called Cushing Academy. Ever hear of it?
Posted by Mercy_
@Amegashita: 1. My coat is super-fluffy. xD 2. He's pretty cool. Haven't read a lot with him in it, though. 
 
@ragdollpurps: Oh boy. That's a tough one. Hmmmm. Oh, OK! This is more embarrassing than awkward. I was in high school and I was walking down one of the main flights of stairs to the cafeteria after getting off the bus. It had been raining outside and the granite floors were wet. I managed to slip and then trip over my own foot and fell down the flight of stairs. 
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Posted by aztek_the_lost
@The Dark Huntress said:
" I managed to slip and then trip over my own foot and fell down the flight of stairs.  "
LMFAO 
 
that's great!
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Posted by Mercy_
@Pr_Beyonder: Good, because I'm not. :P 
 
@Edamame: I'm usually up in New Hampshire during the summer. My Mamie has a house right on the main Channel of Lake Winnipesaukee, right near Paugus Bay. Lenox is prettyyyyy west from where I am, although I have heard of Cushing Academy.
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Posted by Sexy Merc

Should I make one of these thread?!?!?! I kinda want to now..

Posted by Amegashita
@The Dark Huntress:  Soooo.... a ten?  Lol.
Posted by Mercy_
@aztek the lost said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" I managed to slip and then trip over my own foot and fell down the flight of stairs.  "
LMFAO  that's great! "  
<_< Shut up. 
 
OoOOH! Wait! Great enough to get you to give me the quest? 
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Posted by CDviper

do you think i can ask a crap load of embarrassing questions?

Posted by aztek_the_lost
@The Dark Huntress: No.
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Posted by Mercy_

@Sexy Merc: Go for it. :P 
 
@CDviper: You can. I won't necessarily answer all of them, though. 

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Posted by Mercy_
@aztek the lost: C'mon! Pretty please. xD
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Posted by CDviper

do you think i will >:)

Posted by Lance Uppercut
@The Dark Huntress said:
" @aztek the lost: C'mon! Pretty please. xD "
Begging isn't likely to help ;P
Posted by Mr. Mercury

I WANT TO ANSWER QUESTIONS!!

Posted by Edamame
@The Dark Huntress said: 
@Edamame: I'm usually up in New Hampshire during the summer. My Mamie has a house right on the main Channel of Lake Winnipesaukee, right near Paugus Bay. Lenox is prettyyyyy west from where I am, although I have heard of Cushing Academy. "
Awesome. Yeah. I have visited Cushing Academy.  During the summer, they have international programs and people from all over the world come there. 
Posted by aztek_the_lost

Buy me a yearly subscription and then we'll talk :P

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Posted by Mercy_
@Edamame: That sounds really cool. 
 
@Mr. Mercury: Then make one of these, silly man. 
 
@Lance Uppercut: I will eventually break him. It's only a matter of time. 
 
@CDviper: Maybe. :P
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Posted by iLLituracy

Question: What's the worst possible question I could ask you?

Posted by Lance Uppercut
@aztek the lost said:
" Buy me a yearly subscription and then we'll talk :P "
No chance, moocher. 
 
@The Dark Huntress:  
 
Eventually you can put a saddle on him and call him Stormie Night xP
Posted by Edamame

Yeah! I even was fortunate to go to a day where international cuisine was served. Food from all over the world. It was great and the food was delicious.  It has a nice campus as well and isn't too far from Boston. I like Quincy Market the most.

Posted by Mercy_
@aztek the lost: I'm saving up for when Donnie comes right now. :P 
 
@iLLituracy: Hmmmm. I don't know. I haven't actually seen any bad questions yet. :P
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Posted by Mercy_
@Edamame: I love Faneuil Hall.  
 
@Lance Uppercut: LMAO. 
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Posted by CDviper

do you want me to ask the embarrassing questions?

Posted by Lance Uppercut
@The Dark Huntress: Speaking of, what would you name a horse? 
Edited by Edamame
@The Dark Huntress said:

" @Edamame: I love Faneuil Hall.  

I'll have to check this out one day. Boston is a nice city, and I haven't seen enough of it.  Some people tell me to stay away from some areas of South Boston. LOL
Posted by Mercy_
@Lance Uppercut: Hmmmm. I don't know. I think it would depend on what breed the horse was, what their coloring was, stuff like that. 
 
@CDviper: Go for it. I'm not guaranteeing answers, though. 
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Posted by Mercy_
@Edamame said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" @Edamame: I love Faneuil Hall.  
I'll have to check this out one day. Boston is a nice city and I haven't seen enough of it.  Some people tell me to stay away from some areas of South Boston. LOL "
 I'd definitely suggest it. It's a great place. Those people are right. Southie is pretty hardcore. 
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Posted by Mr. Mercury
@The Dark Huntress:  You better ask first
Posted by Lance Uppercut
@The Dark Huntress: Name this 
 

Posted by Mercy_
@Mr. Mercury: I will. 
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Posted by thegreatfour

are you an alcoholic

Posted by Mercy_
@Lance Uppercut: First off, OMG. THAT IS EPIC! Second. Hmm. Sunchaser. OOOH, or Guiness. 
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Posted by Edamame
@The Dark Huntress: Cool. I'll go there then.  
 
North End has some pretty good Italian food. 
Posted by Lance Uppercut
@The Dark Huntress: Guinness is good. Because if you see something like that, you'd look at whatever bottle of beer you were holding (in my name, Guinness), and just take on long, long swig. 
Posted by CDviper

what hotel are you and donnie going to? (i perfer a comfort inn)

Posted by Mercy_
@thegreatfour: No, neither myself nor my character are alcoholics.  
 
@Edamame: Yay! xD You're right, they totally do. 
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Posted by thegreatfour
@The Dark Huntress: Heavy drinker?