MasterofChaos

I saw this and it took me back to the first Remus Pax.

@closure: I'm vanished anyway for the foreseeable future, and my pal is no more. Besides, when hellspawn is born, I'd like the moment to be perfect.

Pregnant women are "cray cray."

@closure: I will accept your tribute.

Hah, never did get to knock up that maid at the mansion.

It is a hassle and almost not worth the sex.

I'm not getting these notification things. These are for replies, I understand! What the hell?

@closure: Uh, it's MoC. Chaos. Unless you're comparing me to the Man of Steel. I could accept that too. Equally as chaotic and destructive.

Oh! One more thing! A condom does NOT guarantee she won't end up pregnant. Take it from me.

Alright, so here it goes.

I'll admit, sometimes I liked to poke my face in just to watch what you were doing. College won't be too bad, assuming you know all how to handle people.

Uh-oh. You may be in trouble.

Relax, now. You know that I'm only kidding with you. Bright guy like yourself, pretty likable, how could you not make it?

Time management, that's how. Most college students drop out, not because it's particularly hard, but because they don't know how to manage their time. I suppose you're taking a step to try and ensure that doesn't happen, to the detriment of the comicvine, but college is full of other distractions to fill your head with, so your chances of failing are still high. Nevertheless, I believe you've got what it takes to master the chaos that will become your life.

Initiate phase 3.

Be careful.

She's remarkably short.

Let's see what you've got, boy.