Mouse. INC Report 2
By MasterMouse 9 Comments
"Helloooo!" Mistro yelled gleefully into the camera as he spun around in a big leather chair. The room around him was quite obviously different, it was filled with expensive looking decor. Fabulous paintings, custom furniture, things of that nature were all around. Also, there was literally stacks of hundreds behind the CEO.
"I totally did it! I'm rich! Mainly because no one really cares that I blew the shit out of some abandoned planet for gold of course."
A devilish little grin spread across his face, people may even see it as evil. The furry creature had no ill intent though, only to become more powerful himself.
"With all this money, I can actually pay the scientists down here at Mouse. INC!" Immediately upon saying that, a clearly rehearsed but dead chorus of "Yaay" was let out behind the camera.
"Now that money isn't an issue, I've accumulated the resources I need to begin my many projects. Project number one, we're SPONSORING super heroes!"
A small flying robot about the size of an apple flew behind mistro's head and projected a long video of vigilantes fighting crime. "All of you heros, if you need anything, we would be more than happy to help you down here at Mouse. INC."
A genuine offer, Mistro always appreciated that others would risk their lives for justice and truth. He didn't care about those things himself, he was sponsoring heros mainly to learn their weaknesses and gain their trust.
Obviously not for nefarious purposes, simply for informational purposes.
"Anyways, Instead of doing this tired old report thingy, I'm just gonna quickly list off some of the stuff we're gonna be doing over at Mouse.INC"
- "Sponsoring you heros of course."
- "Play around with some experimental technology."
- "Work on truly clean renewable energy."
- "Bio-engineering, to cure diseases and such."
"Ah! Mainly and most importantly, Mouse. INC will act as a first responder to all space related events. Conflicts or contact, we'll be there. We've also procured some alien technology that has accumulated on Earth over the years. This has been Mistro, thankyou."
[Also, the canon explanation for my little hiatus for the majority of the summer is basically, Mistro went into outer space, learned a ton about technology and how to use it/build it. I'm writing a new bio for him soonish, gonna take him a techy space mouse route. :P With a cool totally not evil company supporting him, the HQ location is soon to come. :)]
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