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I am the terror that squeaks from beyond the grave. R.I.P King Mistro, The Master Mouse.

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Mouse. INC Report 2

"Helloooo!" Mistro yelled gleefully into the camera as he spun around in a big leather chair. The room around him was quite obviously different, it was filled with expensive looking decor. Fabulous paintings, custom furniture, things of that nature were all around. Also, there was literally stacks of hundreds behind the CEO.

"I totally did it! I'm rich! Mainly because no one really cares that I blew the shit out of some abandoned planet for gold of course."

A devilish little grin spread across his face, people may even see it as evil. The furry creature had no ill intent though, only to become more powerful himself.

"With all this money, I can actually pay the scientists down here at Mouse. INC!" Immediately upon saying that, a clearly rehearsed but dead chorus of "Yaay" was let out behind the camera.

"Now that money isn't an issue, I've accumulated the resources I need to begin my many projects. Project number one, we're SPONSORING super heroes!"

A small flying robot about the size of an apple flew behind mistro's head and projected a long video of vigilantes fighting crime. "All of you heros, if you need anything, we would be more than happy to help you down here at Mouse. INC."

A genuine offer, Mistro always appreciated that others would risk their lives for justice and truth. He didn't care about those things himself, he was sponsoring heros mainly to learn their weaknesses and gain their trust.

Obviously not for nefarious purposes, simply for informational purposes.

"Anyways, Instead of doing this tired old report thingy, I'm just gonna quickly list off some of the stuff we're gonna be doing over at Mouse.INC"

  • "Sponsoring you heros of course."
  • "Play around with some experimental technology."
  • "Work on truly clean renewable energy."
  • "Bio-engineering, to cure diseases and such."

"Ah! Mainly and most importantly, Mouse. INC will act as a first responder to all space related events. Conflicts or contact, we'll be there. We've also procured some alien technology that has accumulated on Earth over the years. This has been Mistro, thankyou."

[Also, the canon explanation for my little hiatus for the majority of the summer is basically, Mistro went into outer space, learned a ton about technology and how to use it/build it. I'm writing a new bio for him soonish, gonna take him a techy space mouse route. :P With a cool totally not evil company supporting him, the HQ location is soon to come. :)]

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Mouse. INC Report 1

"Surprise friends!" The mouse yelled gleefully into his masterfully crafted high tech looking space helmet as he floated near an asteroid. "I'm in sppaaaaaceee!" A genuine smile plastered joyfully across his furry features the little guy activated what seemed to be rocket thrusters on his feet. His whole space suit looked clearly different to what human astronauts wore, it was not big thick and clunky. It was blue, thin, and looked to be lightly armored.

"Now you're probably wondering what I'm doing out here. That's an easily answered question, Mouse. INC has started space mining!"

Quickly he activated his thrusters and flew to the camera, turning it to what seemed to be an uninhabited planet. "Free minerals and stuff! There's loads of gold! And a ton of alien materials which I haven't quite looked into... but SO MUCH GOLD!"

The obvious greed simply poured through his expressions. Mistro was gonna be rich as hell, and he was gonna build his company into something more. Nobody really knew, but the company was almost entirely for his own benefit. The company was going to serve as his platform for becoming more powerful, that was the whole purpose.

"Some of you may be asking yourselves, how did this mouse get into outer space? Well, I borrowed some stuff from an old space faring bounty hunter friend of mine, borrowed some tech from people who wont miss it, and made this heap of garbage!" He said with a sarcastic joyfulness as he pointed to an obviously crappy spaceship.

He wasn't upset though, soon he would have tech to rival the galaxies most advanced. "So, now money most certainly isn't a problem. A bunch of people will buy the mountains of gold I've mined when I get back to Earth. I can then begin my many projects which will be revealed to the public soon enough. I think one week maybe before project one is in full swing."

With a sudden urgency he yelled, "OH YEAH! One last thing." With a deep breath and an excited face, he looked into the camera. "Some of the dudes down at Mouse. INC took some of my blood right, did some crazy bio-testing or whatever and made a super serum. Now Earth doesn't really have a good history with those, but mine is actually 100% stable. It doubles peak lifting strength, peak speed, and peak durability. The official name for this is the Mouse serum. This has been Mistro, thanks everyone."

[I love this so much oh my god. :P Also, Mouse serum is not currently publicly available, it's an illegal street thing for now. I'm gonna change that relatively soon, but if anyone wants to beat down some superhuman thugs shootin' the Mouse be my guest! :)]

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Mouse. INC

A broadcast starts, livestreamed all over the internet, not on TV though, PETA thought Mistro being on camera was somehow animal abuse.

In front of the camera is the fabulous Master Mouse himself, Mistro in a custom made suit, sitting behind a massive beautiful wooden desk, In a thick voluptuous leather chair. The camera view isn't wide enough to see anything to the side of the desk, but behind Mistro is a big banner with his face on it, the words "Mouse INC" written on the bottom.

It seems as if the mouse has no idea the stream has began, as he is clearly looking off to the side. "Sir, we're shooting."

"F*ck, it we'll do it live!" The rambunctious rodent shouts as he kicks his feet up onto the desk and looks directly into the camera. "Obviously sir, this is a live stream ya know?"

"I was making a human reference, also, you're fired."

"Okay, time to tell you folks at home the deal." The mouse says as he brushes off his suit and puts his feet on the ground. "I'm making my own company. A power company. Mice on wheels that run 24/7, can ya believe that sh!t? Mice on wheels! I'm a genius!"

Rolling his chair just a bit closer, he leans into the camera. "I'm gonna make so much money, it's gonna be pretty crazy. Anyways, you may be wondering why I'm streaming this, and it's because I feel like getting a little famous too. Can you blame me? Who doesn't wanna be famous?"

A man off camera signals to Mistro, letting him know he already needed to rap it up.

"Mouse INC plans to take on a lot of different projects in a lot of different fields. Real cutting edge super secret stuff.You may be asking, but Mistro, how are you going to afford this. Good question imaginary human. Mouse wheel power is quite the booming industry, but it's not enough. Luckily we've had a few super rich people who believe in our purpose to help us out financially."

Muffled screaming is clearly heard, about a second later a well known billionare phillanthropist sprints across the frame with ductape around his arms and mouth.

"Uh. Yeah. This has been Mistro, CEO of Mouse Incorporated.Thanks for listening."

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General Thonmir

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General Thonmir.

Height: 7'2

Weight: 240

Age: 46

Bio

General Thonmir is one of the strongest men of Frostfall, because he has the blood of the spirit bear. The spirit bear is a legend, only stories told of him, not seen very often. The spirit bear is said to be the manifestation of the spirit of Frostfall, said too protect the land from outsiders, and be incredibly powerful. Legend says the spirit bear is capable of taking on the likes of dragons and massive monsters, not very fast, but arguably the strongest creature in all of Aetharia. General Thonmir, is the only man to have the blood of the spirit bear coursing through his veins.

The Thonmir family was believed dead, because in the early days of Frostfall's rise to power, they went to climb a mountain, and never returned. It was completely believed they had all perished on the mountain, until General Thonmir returned to Frostfall, made his rise to his status as General.

With spirit bear blood in his body, and the backing of the fearsome warriors of Frostfall, General Thonmir will be the name you curse as you're ripped apart on the battlefield.

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Mistro's First Day With The Humans

Mistro decided on his first day of interacting with the humans he would first go to Xeon's academy of mutant learning.Upon going to this school Mistro met quite a few people and they were all very nice to him and all had special powers.

At this school Mistro acquired new tech which he now carries standard with him,the tech he acquired is,a wrist mounted system that includes a teleporter and Invisibility device,Mistro also received two pistols that shoot a multitude of different types of blasts from his friend Jimmy.Lastly Mistro had his cloak customized so that it would be resistant to almost all forms of damage.

His first day at the school was definitely eventful,he met Jimmy who was his best friend at this point,and Peter who had a very strange power and some problems going on.Mistro plans on continuing his stay at this school for quite a while.

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