This just in from Sodahead.com, scientists have discovered a man with real superpowers.

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It's right out of the pages in a comic book - A local man in Georgia, named Bedia, had a vision from his dead brother to go change a light bulb. Upon touching the bulb, Bedia realized his gift - he could turn on the light simply by touching it. Scientists are baffled by this superhuman phenomenon, and the only explanation they have so far is that this man must have an electromagnetic field stronger than any other living thing on this planet."