loveNwar

What's so special about him? He's a joke.
"Oh, please mister Galactus, i know you're almighty and all and got my planet by the balls right now, but spare it and i'll be your slave".. pffffpleeease, now that's real honorable...
"What the hell do i need you for, insect?" - good question from the big guy.
"Er... i don't know... all i care is to save my ass, let's see... i could search space for planets, for you to feed upon"
"sure... i have a ship with the best tech in the universe but i'll need a guide, now. Ok, whatever, but just because Stan Lee asked for a quick hero made out of the blue"
"thank you, thank you"
"What powers do you have for the job?"
"Me? powers? i was thinking you could give me some"
"Oh great, so you don't even bring anything to the equation, but you want a job..."
"Maybe we can arrange a deal, soft monthy payments or something..."
"you're a stupid third wheel here, kid. have you noticed?"
"i guess..." 
"i'll give you a chance. But any trick and you're grounded... on Earth"
 
There... this is the story of the Surfer.

Thor's strength maybe matches Hulk's... for a little while.... Just untill he get's pissed for real. I'm sure breaking his neck would be a task way beyond his level. But hey, what can i say, they didn't ask  me to write the story, they asked someone who was drunk...

Killed "for real", i don't think it ever happened, unless to serve some plot with a further twist (old trick) or in "what if" situation, like with Wolverine once.
The only Hulk that really died and had his magazine down was Hulk 2099, but that's from another Marvel Universe.

(And to think i actually make an effort not to feel dumb reading these sort of comics) Oh well... i guess everything goes, from now on... Who can be Sentry's match, then? Gladstone Gander? lol

" @loveNwar said:

but only when a thread on hetero names starts the same. "

I seriously have no clue what that means..
 
@loveNwar said

This is about fun, nothing more.  "

And how could making  "gay" names be fun? You know how REALLY childish you are? Do you realize that calling something "gay" is very hurtful towards people who are? "

" Gay names? What a waste for a thread... This is going to either get locked or start a fight. "

" lol,funny thread  at Brazil,Spider-Man's name is "Homem-Aranha" (Aranha = spider,Homem = man)  a gay name to him here would be "Homo-Aranha" (Homo = short for Homossexual) "

I can relate. Typical thing. Boy meets girl; boy loses girl; they kiss goodbye; boy goes to a rave party till 10 am, gets all high on booze and coque, humps a few chicks, and goes back to his shitty week life the next Monday... 
Good poem! :)

Since now they are making some heroe's gay (like Colossus), maybe trying to catch up with the reality of present times - i don't know - here's my list of alternative names (just in case) for some heroe's, if they turn out to become gay any time soon:
 
Iron Man - Iron Maiden   
Fantastic Four - Fag-tastic Foursome 
Incredible Hulk - Adorable Hunk
X-Men - ratedX-Men(only)
IceMan -ice(wallow)





 

Fires need no help from man, nature creates them all the time. Like earthquakes, vulcano eruptions, etc... so, i don't see you point.
 
And here's huge news to you: none of us will live forever anyway! mankind will dispear too! Earth will be destroyed too, as soon as the Sun runs out of fuel and bursts. The Universe started and it will end. Everything is doomed anyway. Sure, live another day, in your little corner, trapped, wishing to know what's beyond there... but never really trying because you're "too scared". And for what? to die anyway, without even trying. That could define a rat, but not men.