Lord_Johnathan

@solarius: "Oh neat!" He said as he decided to gently poke one of the devices, his mind already trying to figure out everything about how the mechanics worked.

"Oh don't mind John, he is quite the mechanically inclined soul." Rose said as she noted him wandering off to examine all the machinery in the training room.

@darkchild Maria didn't get mentioned at all. :/

@solarius: "Well, if it helps you not worry we're winning the war. I think. The Hierarchy's plenty huge." John said, first triumphantly but then ending on the note of a shrug that he wasn't sure when the war would end.

"But man this is a cool place you've got here!" he beamed.

My name and this character is a reference to the popular Homestuck webcomic.

@strigidae_23: The meme you're referencing comes from Linkara, which is "Because Poor Literacy is Kewl (though later on anytime he references the gag he subverts it). I then mixed it with the attitudes of "hardcore gamers" (re; dickweeds) for added lulz.

Well the Vine has been in need of more cosmic entities for quite some time now.

A bunch of second rate space marines against all the Primarchs and the big E himself?

The God Emperor was cruising on his personal tank, notices a small bump, then looks back and notices he has accidentally crushed the other team.

It's poor literacy noob, god you should just uninstall yourself from life./Typical neckbeard behavior.

@strigidae_23: Poor guy's gonna drop IQ points like crazy when he gets interviewed.

@rakdos_dagon: I got a hammer for you.