longbowhunter's forum posts

#1 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

#2 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh, what's that?

So now you say life sucks

Well, ninety-nine percent of it's

What you make of it...

So if your life sucks, you suck

I used to be way into Suicidal Tendencies.

#3 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh...and my archenemy is The Flush.

#4 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

Of course I would.

#5 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

Honestly, I'm kinda into flat chested girls.

#6 Posted by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

@kincart said:

@captainmarvel4ever: The one that aired tonight was different from the one that got leaked so if you get a chance to watch the tv version do it because some things were changed.

Oh is it? I DVRed it even though I'd already seen the leaked pilot and wasn't crazy about it.

#7 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3: The teacher and an obese juggalo got miffed at me.

#8 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

I say a lot of inappropriate things. I pissed some people off in class a couple weeks back complimenting a classmates photoshop project. I told her had I attempted that, it would have looked like a child with downs syndrome did it left handed.

#9 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

Last movie I watched was an early David Cronenberg movie called Shivers. Picture Night of the Creeps meets Dawn of the Dead. Now picture the zombies being replaced by really aggressive rapists. Good movie.

#10 Edited by longbowhunter (7347 posts) - - Show Bio

Sometimes when women have babies they defecate. When I was born there was a mix up. My mother was handed feces wrapped in swaddling while I was thrown into the slop bucket with the afterbirth and incinerated. Much like in Wonder Woman's origin, my grieving mother sculpted the excrement into the shape of a baby and prayed to the gods. My spirit embodied the dank, brown, fecal husk and I was given dominion over sh*t. Now I rule the Brown Kingdom and fight the forces of anal distress with my lover and sidekick, Eneman.