I say a lot of inappropriate things. I pissed some people off in class a couple weeks back complimenting a classmates photoshop project. I told her had I attempted that, it would have looked like a child with downs syndrome did it left handed.
Last movie I watched was an early David Cronenberg movie called Shivers. Picture Night of the Creeps meets Dawn of the Dead. Now picture the zombies being replaced by really aggressive rapists. Good movie.
Sometimes when women have babies they defecate. When I was born there was a mix up. My mother was handed feces wrapped in swaddling while I was thrown into the slop bucket with the afterbirth and incinerated. Much like in Wonder Woman's origin, my grieving mother sculpted the excrement into the shape of a baby and prayed to the gods. My spirit embodied the dank, brown, fecal husk and I was given dominion over sh*t. Now I rule the Brown Kingdom and fight the forces of anal distress with my lover and sidekick, Eneman.