Lance Uppercut's forum posts

#1 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

Be silent thou accursed wolf;

Consume within thyself with thine own rage.

Not causeless is this journey to the abyss.

#2 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

This is the part where I respectfully inform you of my homicidal tendencies and ask you politely never to touch her again, at the risk of chopping off your hands.

#3 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

I miss her.

#4 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

Get a flavored vodka. Or mix it with something. A shot of vodka mixed with a liberal pour of coke or tea or coffee or sprite or cranberry juice or orange juice etc. Vodka is an alcohol that's meant to be consumed while the flavor is masked. Vodka straight it just... not right.

#5 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

I will admit, accepting a drink from the flask of a man who professionally rides the rails as a means of travel may not have been the best idea, but damn me if that wasn't some fantastic vodka.

#6 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

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No wonder they think I am a psycho lol

Fear not, pet. However insane they think you are, I'll always be at least twenty times worse.

No comment on the pet thing :P Hey, you seem ok to me.

Almost a year away from the vine changes a man,

In what ways exactly?

Also Happy New Year man :)

Terrible ways. Deadly ways. Also, improved choices in drinking. I've switched solely to single malt and I haven't looked back since.

Remind me never to leave CV then :P

Drink single malt though. If you don't...

#7 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24 said:

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@ComicMan24 said:

No wonder they think I am a psycho lol

Fear not, pet. However insane they think you are, I'll always be at least twenty times worse.

No comment on the pet thing :P Hey, you seem ok to me.

Almost a year away from the vine changes a man,

In what ways exactly?

Also Happy New Year man :)

Terrible ways. Deadly ways. Also, improved choices in drinking. I've switched solely to single malt and I haven't looked back since.

#8 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24 said:

@Lance Uppercut said:

@ComicMan24 said:

No wonder they think I am a psycho lol

Fear not, pet. However insane they think you are, I'll always be at least twenty times worse.

No comment on the pet thing :P Hey, you seem ok to me.

Almost a year away from the vine changes a man,

#9 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

I've been beating better men than you half to death for the better part of four years now. How does you having a height advantage possibly deter me? I'll dissect you.

#10 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24 said:

No wonder they think I am a psycho lol

Fear not, pet. However insane they think you are, I'll always be at least twenty times worse.