Lots of casualties round 5, probably hard stop at 6 unless they can find any major veins or arteries. Try as I might I can't find an anatomical diagram of a hippos circulatory system.
@sladerulez: Still completely disgusting speed, was streaking vast distances in fractions of a second. RWBY is fast, but Jaune has been speed blitzed by far less, and Blake doesn't have the reaction feats for that. At best she is a lightning timer.
If one of them get's pinned by an assassin though, the other should be able to assist, assuming that they will start to tunnel vision their one target like in the game. Or heck if Jaune is the one that's pinned I bet he could tank the initial hit (the tackle not the repeated stabs necessarily) and overpower it while close range.
I'm honestly more worried about how they would deal with multiple heavy assault units.
I've yet to beat Legendary difficulty on that game mode with fully optimized team comp (Bastion, Orisa, Soldier 76, Zenyatta). Not that it has anything to do with feats required to analyze this, just sayin.
As for Blake and Jaune, I'm not really sure. They both should be able to cut through anything that Genji can. I'm not sure if they would work well together enough given their limited interaction as a whole.
@evil-incarnate: Well the idea is that this is the real world and you are not expecting such a thing. It's just there in the real world because reasons. Seems to me like one of them would fit well into trope of a horror movie monster. I just gave people full knowledge based off what they might have seen because the odds are already against them.
Also I've seen people on here claim they could take on real world wild animals and boxers and ufc fighters in (hand to hand at that) etc... so I was curious to see if I could draw out people who would try to make such an argument here as well.
@jashro44: If you're curious, at about 18:43 to 19:05 in the video (can't find the clip in full context on youtube) his ice stands up reasonably well to explosives and 2 high powered blasts from Roy Mustang.
In a realistic scenario it would take me a few minutes to get into my car and drive away. Then from the safety of the highway I would call 911 and tell them of the creature.
No, my car would not break down. No, I would not crush my car before exiting the forest. No, I would not go to the 2nd floor to try and open the safe. No, I would not say "let's sleep this over and see what we do tomorrow with the light of a new day". No, I would not go out the back dor to smoke a joint while my big-boobed girlfriend packs the car. And no, I would not try to make a man vs monster fight.
Whelp, you made me laugh the hardest I have so far today so...
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