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#1 Posted by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio

@judasnixon: Make love to her. But put birth control pills secretly to her drink. Then make it sound like your sperms are too weak. Trust me. It works.

Wait have you done this?

#2 Posted by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio
  1. When my dad passed away
  2. When New Orleans was destroyed, and lost every thing I ever owned
  3. When my dog Molly died
#3 Posted by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio
#4 Posted by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sure there's a Wonder Woman meme for this kind of problem.

#6 Edited by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio

To make this funnier, more in prospective, and to play devil advocate...... She is a blonde with fake boobs, who works at NASA, and has a water front condo...... I on the other hand am a dude who is covered with tattoos, just laid off as a sailor, and lives in a studio apt. in New Orleans....... To be fair girls with fake boobs, and blonde hair are not the girls I usually date......

#7 Posted by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio

@judasnixon said:

This girl I'm friends with is trying to get me to get her pregnant, and it's starting to freak me out. At first I thought it was joke. Nope, she is for real wanting a kid, and she wants me to be the father. I just got off the phone with her, and she said "I'm ovulating, where you at!"...... I don't want to be a dad.

and you came to Comicvine for advice?

To be honest Even though this is real. I thought it would be a fun off-topic subject...... Not really planning on have a kid.

#8 Posted by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio

You had Chelsea Handler.... (Not a Fan)

#9 Posted by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by judasnixon (8913 posts) - - Show Bio

lol

On a serious note, don't do it. Don't even think about sleeping with her cause she may sabotage the condoms.

To late......Condoms? What condoms? Just kidding, and not....