I ACTUALLY LIKE ALOT OF THESE. I THOUGHT DR. PSYCHO THE BEST.
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@powerwoman: THAT IS A SURE FIRE WAY OF HER NOT SELLING IN ANY MEDIA… No offense, but, Silly idea in my opinion. She has superpowers, she needs to be feminine not masculine. She´s the first and best female hero, she ought celebrate that femininity. Not be turned into a ´male hero´ who just happens to be a woman.
ala
Clarice Starling,
Buffy The Vampire Slayer,
Hit Girl,
Catwoman, Nolan and Burton.
Making her a muscle woman is a disasteruous idea.
I agree with nearly all of them. However, there are some classics that are not acknowledged, they´ve kind agot lost in the shuffle. See some of Lukes stuff and the origin story in Challenge Of Artemis. The origin is pretty good in that, its just the rest that is crap.
Signing it.
@press_oblivion said:
@jphulk26 said:
What's not to get? Black Bolt is the singular most powerful force on the planet next to Sentry. My point is that this scene is a disservice to Black Bolt. My point is that it's not only Superman that is written as Over Powered. It would have been great if the Hulk were to have done a lot more than be angry. Hulk was over powered and the writer was performing fan service at the expense of Black Bolt.
OK Maybe I accept this. But if Black Bolt can kill Hulk surely he can do the same to Superman?
@jphulk26 said:
Atleast admit this. If somehow, just somehow Hulk catches Supes when fully enraged. And just keeps hitting him so he can´t take advantage of his speed. What then?
Superman rips his limbs off, just like Hulk tore Wolverine apart in the Ultimate Universe. Superman vibrates his molecules at super speed allowing him pass through the Hulk's grip and continue to trounce the Hulk like the mismatch this pairing literally is. This is exactly like Hulk vs. Wolverine, it just doesn't make any sense.
Now Superman vibrates molecules like Flash. :) Will you never stop. Hulk has had to deal with this before by the way. It didn´t even phase him. Plus Superman realñly doesn´t do that. As you know I´m a big fan of Supermans origin story and some of his better graphics, but his comics are to manifold for me to keep up with, but again, really? yes if superman can do that, and all the other extra powers he´s given, then sure he can beat Hulk. :)
@jphulk26 said:
i really don´t get your reverence for Blackbolt, and second, once again Hulk has withstood incredible impacts and has fought people as fast as Superman and beat them. Put both things together and Hulk has a chance.
Atleast admit this. If somehow, just somehow Hulk catches Supes when fully enraged. And just keeps hitting him so he can´t take advantage of his speed. What then?
@lvenger said:
@jphulk26 said:
The thread was about me. You used me as an example of an Azzarello troll and tried to undermine my views as being stupid and contradictory. If that's not forcing one's hand I don't know what is.
You were comparing different situations which had no correlation with one another. So your entire thread was flawed from the start.
I'm glad you'd forgotten about me. I'd done the same until I saw that thread. Hence my post and flagging of that thread of yours.
I don't even like talking to you why would I be trying to insight you? I was all for steering clear of you until you made that thread which was about me. Thus I reacted rightly and flagged it for personal insult.
I stayed out of your other thread because you weren't insulting me directly, just trying to justify your mistake in breaching the site rules. As for the making peace, it's clear that you weren't trying to do that given our history of disagreements and you obviously wanted to pick a fight. I don't take kindly to things like that.
I'm not forcing you to leave. That's your own choice. You could have just not made any troll threads and not engaged with me and this would all be fine. Instead you've escalated the situation and made things worse for you. Report me if you want but I think the mods will be interested to hear my side of the story.
@jphulk26 said:
@lvenger said:
@jphulk26: I'm sorry but how is Hulk going to catch a person who can move at hypersonic+ speeds and possesses nanosecond reaction times in addition to being as strong and durable as the Hulk? Pitting a brick against a flying, superfast, laser eye shooting brick has a pretty obvious outcome. The odds are so stacked against the Hulk it isn't funny. Before you think I'm picking another fight with you, I'm simply correcting a common misconception about the Hulk vs Superman fight, namely "If Hulk catches Superman in an enraged state, it's all over." Truth is, Hulk would need to be exceptionally strong to have a chance of beating Supes as even in his Worldbreaker state, that wouldn't be enough to KO Superman given that he's survived planet busting attacks before. Plus it'd be like an elephant trying to swat a superfast, superstrong fly or bird should Hulk get that strong. Once Superman utilises his speed and speed blitzing, it's all over for the Hulk.
And for someone who supposedly likes Superman, you aren't that appreciative of his power level that when it's written well, it can make for an entertaining read. Superman is supposed to be one of the most powerful beings in the DCU. There are still plenty of people who can beat him even with all those powers and abilities you mentioned
I was never picking a fight with you. I would like a peaceful resolution if possible, if you read the rest of my posts on "freedom of speech" post. You will see that I merely meant by trolling/teasing. I didn´t mean anything harsher than that.
As for the more important question: superman vs hulk.
As i´ve said prior the laws of a comic universe are much stranger than ours. And according to that universe Supermans speed does not actually increase his mass significantly enough that his punches at said speed take on the proportion they should do. If it were the case then Flash and Superman, and anything that can move at near light speed, would not just destroy the whole world if they punched that fast, but also a good portion of the solar system. It would be like 100 billion nuclear bombs. So the speeds that you are talking about would be lethal to Superman as well as Hulk.
His strength is also not possible. Nothing as small as Superman could actually move a planet, it could only go through a planet. So again, Superman strength obviouslyt doesn´t work by the laws of our universe.
1. The thread above was me trying to make peace with you; you wouldn´t accept it. Your problem not mine.
2. You started a conversation with me on this thread, with the full intention of starting things up again, as your above post (which I quoted when I tried to straight things out with you demonstrates)
3. I´m a guy, if someone upsets me and they didn´t mean I accept it. If they are willing to demonstrate they wish to solve things peacefully, I will listen; you clearly have an inability to do so. As do many like you on this site. There are some great people here, who can have their opinion challenged and not take it as a personal attack. In that Trolling Post I wrote, all I asked and I was willing to listen to your reasons or anyone who agreed with your reasons; why it is that Superman fans can rightly get upset by changes to his mythology, but WW fans are just being childish?
Clearly you are not the only one with that view, so the post was not just about you.
4. It is also clear that considering you do understand how changes to your favorite characters can be upsetting, even if minor (which Azz´s changes are not) that by pretending to not understand when WW fans are angered that you are willfully being misleading and trying to stir a reaction in them.
Whether you think Supermans mythology is so superior or not, isn´t the point here. Its that many people feel Superman should change and you openly admitted that would be a travesty, demonstrating you know how WW fans must feel. Yet, you are unwilling to admit it.
That again I repeat is not just you, I just happened to see a post of yours that I thought could be used as a great example.
I only hope you have nothing further to say to me, so I can now just leave this site, I thought was for comic fans to come together, have fun and share their passion; rather than just hide behind their computers so as to make juvenile insinuations about peoples level of intelligence.
@lvenger said:
@jphulk26 said:
@lvenger said:
@jphulk26: Yet another personal insult over my personal life. I'm flagging this for good measure. I suggest if you want to avoid attracting the mod's attention, stop making personal insults about me. You are the bad guy here and you've just proved it by making yet another insult against me. I don't take kindly to bullies either and you're proving to be far more of a bully than I am here.
Well here comes another, you´re both a hypocrite and delusional. Sort yourself out.
Must I quote you once again, insulting various people for not agreeing with you. I´ve been flagging all your comments as well by the way.
Must I remind you that you made a thread calling me a troll? Must I remind you that you tried to make out my views for liking Azzarello's run were nonsensical? Must I remind you of your personal grievances with me? Clearly you have deluded yourself into thinking that you're someone clear of all that when moderators like Deranged Midget and other users like CitizenBane called you out on that. Looks like I'm not the delusional, hypocritical one. And others seem to agree with me.
As for the insult, have you even read the OPs analysis? It is flawed beyond belief and would be torn to shreds in the battle forums. Yet he makes it out to be the 'definitive' write up of an unbiased account of the fight when it is nothing of the sort. The OP has written many flawed analyses of fights and I've debunked them before.
Finally there is a solution to this. Clearly you dislike talking to me as much I dislike talking to you. So I suggest we go back to staying clear of each other. You forced my hand by making that thread calling me a troll but until then I was staying clear of you and everything was the better for it. So I suggest we go back to that. The last thing I want to do is to be wasting my time talking to you anymore.
I didn´t call your hand in anything you really didn´t have to reply. Nor was I insulting you on that thread, I stated and clarified a billion times already that what I meant by trolling was teasing. If your level of maturity requires you to remain a matyr for the rest of your life that is up to you.
I pointed out what I believed to be double standards in Azz WW fans, having one rule for WW and another for Batman and Superman. I then clearly stated, that to then pretend that you don´t know why WW fans are upset, is trolling. That is merely "to purposely try and insight frustration or anger." that is an action, not an insult, a verb not an adjective.
Also I had no grievance against you, I didn´t even know who you were or remember you, until I saw the comment on the superman board, I didn´t follow you around at all. If that was some other person I saw say the same thing and I was discussing Azzerrelo´s WW with them, I would have posted the exact same thing about Trolling. Cause I thought Trolling meant basically teasing and prodding someone to evoke strong reaction.
Your comments on WW before I doubt I have ever said were imbecillic, unless of course you were behaving as you are now. Possibly trying to insight or provoke me to say something you can add to your little flagging collection.
Even today I was having a conversation with PressOblivion, and which had nothing to do with you, and you wish not to speak to me, clearly are still upset about the Trolling post, so you cut in. After I try and make peace you immediately start insinuating everything I say is idiotic. Or anyone who doesn´t agree with your theories on SM Vs Hulk is an idiot.
Look whatever I´m leaving the whole site and its basically you and people like yourselves fault, I´m done and this time I´m reporting you.
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@lvenger said:
@mego_stretch_hulk: The stupidity of your post and your pathetic analysis makes you all the more the fool on here. Trust me on that.
@z3ro180 said:
@jphulk26 how was I wrong quote or not you still called him stupid and pathetic
Above was the original quote, I saw it after I had posted my answer to Lvenger. In it I said it would be better if he would calm down when arguing over Hulk Vs Superman. After all its not a dispute that is ultimately that important. I then tried to quote him to give him an example of this behavior, which is the quote you´ve seen clearly and are blaming me for. It was Lvenger not myself who sent the post. I was quoting him. And if you are upset with me, why not him? at least you can see that he sent it first. why not send him the same message. I´ve told you now 3 times I meant it as a quote of Lveneger, but the quote button wasn´t working for me. If you look up the thread, I was never even in discussion with Megohulk, so why would I suddenly call him a fool out of nowhere?
Please stop making me out to be the badguy when I clearly am not.
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