joshmightbe

Why are the Avengers called Earth's mightiest heroes when several of them aren't from Earth?

Because Justice League Earth doesn't have the same ring to it

Well Loki is the original way The Avengers got together so it makes perfect sense that he'd be in the movie

Darkseid murder stomp

I just finally hit that age where treating pizza and beer as food groups is a bad idea, my older brother sent me a long facebook message about how I gotta start eating rabbit food (thats what we call salads)

So last night I couldn't sleep cause I was having chest pains and accidentally woke up the wife who of course made me go to the hospital where after spending like 10 hours being poked and prodded the doctor ordered me to avoid all stress until I can go back for a stress test, so apparently I'm officially old

Superman/ Gladiator, Hyperion, Blue Marvel

Toph can just crush everyone off the bat so she wins

The only way to keep Bendis from screwing up characters is for us to quit buying comics written by Bendis