Bruce Wayne...Sex God?

So I was reading an article online and it made me think of this one particularly racy moment between Batman and Roxy Rocket from The Adventures of Batman and Robin. Anybody else remember this. I remember one of my parents walking in as this happened and exclaiming "What in the world are you watching?!"

  

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Posted by FadeToBlackBolt

Gotta love Roxy Rocket, the first character to orgasm on a Saturday Morning Cartoon.

Posted by Shadow_Thief

Even a Batman is still a man.

Posted by War Killer

O_____o

I'm a little ashamed that my mind was dirty enough to get that.... xD

Posted by JonesDeini
@FadeToBlackBolt
Indeedski, folk. 

@Shadow_Thief
ROFL A man?! Batman made her climax using his sheer will and badassery...that's the power of a Batgod my friend!!!
Posted by ARMIV

He is the BatMAN after all.



And on another note:   
Posted by ComicMan24

Didn't notice that back then. Myabe it was the different dubbing or maybe my mind wasn't that dirty then lol

Posted by FadeToBlackBolt
@ARMIV:
Posted by JonesDeini
@FadeToBlackBolt
Indeed as of 1997 he has been the Batgod lol
Posted by .Mistress Redhead.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Gotta love Roxy Rocket, the first character to orgasm on a Saturday Morning Cartoon.

O_O there is a reason I love that chick....

And yeah, Bats is a bit of a slut

Posted by DeathpooltheT1000

Batman is the most complete human in everything.

Posted by aztek_the_lost

is that what Batman does to all the women he sends to prison? o_O

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Edited by FadeToBlackBolt
@aztek the lost: Yep. He's like the Merovingian in the Matrix Reloaded. He can turn cake into an orgasm bomb thing.
Posted by JonesDeini
@FadeToBlackBolt said:
@aztek the lost: Yep. He's like the Merovingian in the Matrix Reloaded. He can turn cake into an orgasm bomb thing.
without a shadow of a doubt, the single greatest thing I've ever read you post. I salute you, sir!!!
Posted by FadeToBlackBolt
@JonesDeini: Haha, thanks =P
Posted by The Stegman

i LOVE the intense music playing as they're just staring at each other!!


oh and also, EVERYONE in the Wayne family are complete man whores, we've seen the long list of women Bruce has had, catwwoman, vicki vale, Kathy Kane, Talia Al Ghul, that one chick during Batman R.I.P and the list goes on and on

Dick has had several minor flings as well as Babs Gordon, Starfire Huntress (?) etc 

even tim is starting to be a ladies man with Stephanie Brown, Tam Fox, Ravager, maybe Cassandra cain, etc 
Posted by JonesDeini
@The Stegman
Them Wayne boys got swag lol
Edited by DarkShadows

Freaking damn it.
Batman and the boys are man whores.

Bruce: Selina Kyle, Talia al Ghul, Vicki Vale, etc.
Dick: Starfire, Raven, Babara Gordon, Huntress, etc.
Tim: Stephanie Brown, Tamara Fox, Cassandra Cain (?), Lynx, etc.

But it doesn't really matter, I would do the same if they were real.
They are drool worthy.   

Posted by DeathpooltheT1000
@aztek the lost said:

is that what Batman does to all the women he sends to prison? o_O

And that is the reason why women commit crimes in Gotham.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!
Batman always wears protection.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!
  
Posted by Sydpart2

is it bad that I know a girl who would probably have the same reaction?

Posted by Gambit1024
@Sydpart2 said:
is it bad that I know a girl who would probably have the same reaction?
Nope, cause I know one too, lol. 
Posted by Primmaster64
@DarkShadows said:
Freaking damn it. Batman and the boys are man whores. Bruce: Selina Kyle, Talia al Ghul, Vicki Vale, etc.Dick: Starfire, Raven, Babara Gordon, Huntress, etc.Tim: Stephanie Brown, Tamara Fox, Cassandra Cain (?), Lynx, etc.But it doesn't really matter, I would do the same if they were real. They are drool worthy.   
lol
Posted by WolverineBeatsAll

I heard a nasty rumor that bruce wayne has had sex with dick grayson and tied up tim drake damian and alfred and made them watch

Posted by Sydpart2
@WolverineBeatsAll said:
I heard a nasty rumor that bruce wayne has had sex with dick grayson and tied up tim drake damian and alfred and made them watch
dude...don't troll
Posted by darkcloakx

they don't beat tony stark he is the biggest man whore in the marvel universe besides wolverine & johnny storm 

Posted by JonesDeini
@darkcloakx
I love when Jen asks how come he doesn't get a bad reputation and she does lol

@Gambit1024
She spoke Farsi (Persian for all intents and purposes) I had no idea what she was saying but it sounded amazing...
Posted by entropy_aegis
@DeathpooltheT1000:
/Facepalm.
Posted by Duo_forbidden

Batman is just...Batman. Hell, even Lois Lane would probably go at him if she had the chance.

Posted by jrock85
@JonesDeini:
The ladies love the Bat. LOL
Posted by JonesDeini
@Duo_forbidden
  
  
Posted by Duo_forbidden
@JonesDeini: Exactly. Clark is soooo jealous.
Posted by SnickerSnack

And who said Batman has no super powers huh? 

Posted by DeathpooltheT1000
@entropy_aegis said:
@DeathpooltheT1000: /Facepalm.

I win
Posted by Rudyftw
@FadeToBlackBolt said:
Gotta love Roxy Rocket, the first character to orgasm on a Saturday Morning Cartoon.
Now i know where I got my love for rockets from.
Edited by Billy Batson

lol I'm not sure if I got it >_> maybe I'm not a perv...

Posted by battyfan1

i personally don't think bruce is a man whore.....he is human and to my knowledge he has slept with maybe 4 people at the most......

Posted by JonesDeini
@battyfan1 said:
i personally don't think bruce is a man whore.....he is human and to my knowledge he has slept with maybe 4 people at the most......
Bruce's generally asexual. He's only capable of making love to the night. 
Posted by DeathpooltheT1000
@JonesDeini said:
@battyfan1 said:
i personally don't think bruce is a man whore.....he is human and to my knowledge he has slept with maybe 4 people at the most......
Bruce's generally asexual. He's only capable of making love to the night. 
Making love and having sex is not the same.
Posted by JonesDeini
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
@JonesDeini said:
@battyfan1 said:
i personally don't think bruce is a man whore.....he is human and to my knowledge he has slept with maybe 4 people at the most......
Bruce's generally asexual. He's only capable of making love to the night. 
Making love and having sex is not the same.
It is when you're Batman...
Posted by DeathpooltheT1000
@JonesDeini said:
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
@JonesDeini said:
@battyfan1 said:
i personally don't think bruce is a man whore.....he is human and to my knowledge he has slept with maybe 4 people at the most......
Bruce's generally asexual. He's only capable of making love to the night. 
Making love and having sex is not the same.
It is when you're Batman...
Batman only can make love to Justice.
Posted by battyfan1

ahahahahaha......you guys are too funny
 
but making love and having sex is different......EVEN when your batman....lols..
probably the only woman he has made love with is selina.....the other 3 were just sex

Posted by mark5

He is the batman...

Edited by JonesDeini
@DeathpooltheT1000: HA! 
 
@battyfan1: He made love to Thalia though it's not "cannon" anymore...I'm ignoring Morrison's story. Not of fan of Thalia committing Batrape. It suddenly dawned upon me that we're discussing the sex lives of fictional characters :-(
Posted by Destructo1989
batman is gay
Posted by battyfan1
@JonesDeini:  
 
i don't like that either...besides morrison admitted to his mistake.......BUT i have never been convinced of her as one of the strong contender of bruce's affections........she would have been  forgotten in the Bat pages of history if it wasn't for morrison's story.......and even he didn't believe the 'love' between these two thus making it a rape thing........oh well i don't like talia either so i still don't think that bruce has made love to her.......he just banged her.....lols
Posted by JonesDeini
@battyfan1: I actually much prefer Tali to Selena. I think Bruce Genuinely cares for her. 
Posted by Silkcuts
@JonesDeini said:
@battyfan1: I actually much prefer Tali to Selena. I think Bruce Genuinely cares for her. 
Give me The Catwoman... MEOW!
Posted by JonesDeini
@Silkcuts: It really made me sad when he ended up rejecting Selina at the end of Hush, that moment perfectly encapsulates the tragedy of Bruce's life. 
Posted by Silkcuts
@JonesDeini said:
@Silkcuts: It really made me sad when he ended up rejecting Selina at the end of Hush, that moment perfectly encapsulates the tragedy of Bruce's life. 
Yeah... you can tell the editors don't want Bruce to be a one woman man.
Posted by entropy_aegis
@JonesDeini said:
@Silkcuts: It really made me sad when he ended up rejecting Selina at the end of Hush, that moment perfectly encapsulates the tragedy of Bruce's life. 
 
Jeph Loeb likes breaking people's hearts,not the first time.
@battyfan1 said:
@JonesDeini:   i don't like that either...besides morrison admitted to his mistake.......BUT i have never been convinced of her as one of the strong contender of bruce's affections........she would have been  forgotten in the Bat pages of history if it wasn't for morrison's story.......and even he didn't believe the 'love' between these two thus making it a rape thing........oh well i don't like talia either so i still don't think that bruce has made love to her.......he just banged her.....lols
 
He's the Goddamn Batman,he can bone anyone he wants lol.Btw i would say Death and Maidens,Ressurection of Ra's and Legacy are pretty important.
@JonesDeini said:
@battyfan1: I actually much prefer Tali to Selena. I think Bruce Genuinely cares for her. 

Then you do not want to read Lost days lol.Catwoman's awesome though,the only drawback she has are her supporting characters.Talia surrounds herself with Badasses like Slade  while Selina has lameasses like Harley Quinn.
Posted by D3athstroke
There is only one god
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