Harley Quinn = Miley Cyrus!?

Remember back when you were a little girl, and your favorite TV show was Hannah Montana? You dressed in her glam girl style, you shopped for her merchandise, and you wanted to dye your hair blonde. You dreamed of becoming a Disney Star, just like your idol Miley Cyrus.

Remember when your favorite character was Harley Quinn? You'd watch the Batman animated series with so much admiration for Harley—intrigued by her unique and spunky character. You probably tried to imitate her voice, and wear black lipstick, and dye your hair blonde just because she did.

Both Harley and Miley dominated childhoods nationwide, acting as HUGE influential role-models for young girls.

...And then this happened.

Harley and Miley went freaky. Maybe a bit too freaky...in a very similar way.

Exhibit A

Here we see Miley and Harley in their early stages of becoming wenches. On the left side is Miley Cyrus lifting up her shirt by her mouth, displaying her bare stomach for the camera. To the right is Harley Quinn teasing us with daisy dukes and a revealing top.

Exhibit B

Whoa whoa! What's going on here? Yes, that is Miley Cyrus making contact with the man-parts of Robin Thicke, a 36-year-old father of one. On the other side we have Harley Quinn making contact with the man-parts of Floyd Lawton, known to most as Deadshot.

Exhibit C

Mmmmm.....restless tongue syndrome. Here we witness Miley Cyrus suggestively licking an iron mallet. While on the right side Harley Quinn suggestively licks Deadshot's masked face. These girls apparently like the taste of metal surfaces.

See the resemblance?

They're basically the same person. Give Miley Cryus some clown make-up, and she'd be a flawless Harley Quinn. And underneath Harley Quinn's clown guise is a messed-up soul, just like Miley Cyrus.

Similarities

MileyHarley
  • had a television show (Disney)
  • appealed to little girls
  • blonde hair (fake)
  • transformed from Hannah Montana into a tramp
  • had a television show (Cartoon Network)
  • appealed to little girls
  • blonde hair (dyed)
  • transformed from sweet Harley into a tramp

What are your thoughts on this? Comments? Questions? Allergies? Bless you.

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Posted by Dratini1331

So what you're saying... is that now all we have to wait for is Miley to play Harley in the new Batman movies? Or is it that now we just need a few panels of Harley twerking and with a foam finger...

Posted by hart7668

Harley was a role model for young girls? To do what?

Posted by The_Titan_Lord

lol,

Posted by Black_Claw

@hart7668: Convince them no matter how much a bad boy is a bad influence on your life, you should always stay with them because "love always conquers".

Edited by Avenging-X-Bolt

@hart7668: Convince them no matter how much a bad boy is a bad influence on your life, you should always stay with them because "love always conquers".

its a tough job....but i'll take it

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Edited by Pr0metheus

I actually really like the N52 harly

Edited by TheManInTheShoe

This was...interesting

Posted by MasterMouse

This was hilarious.

Posted by Dernman

So what you're saying... is that now all we have to wait for is Miley to play Harley in the new Batman movies? Or is it that now we just need a few panels of Harley twerking and with a foam finger...

Shuddup!!! shuddup!!! shuddup!!! Don't give Warner Bros. any ideas. Now I can't get it out of my head. I can hear the rumors now.

As for the twerking with a foam finger.....I could actually see that happening.

Edited by dccomicsrule2011

lol xD Very nice first blog.

Posted by Joygirl

I... *crawls into gutter to die*

Posted by Wolfrazer

See this is why I prefer TAS Harley, this Harley...I haven't a CLUE who she is.

Posted by Bruxae

Uuuugghh.. Title made me cringe and the post didnt help.

Posted by Bogey

Miley wishes she could be Harley Quinn

Posted by TheFirstLantern

I think I just died a little

Posted by judasnixon

Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21

If Harley every twerks, I'm 100% convinced.

Posted by Vance Astro

@hart7668 said:

Harley was a role model for young girls? To do what?

Follow a grown ass man in a clown costume around like a puppy....

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Posted by judasnixon

Posted by Wolverine08

Posted by XLR87T3

So what you're saying... is that now all we have to wait for is Miley to play Harley in the new Batman movies? Or is it that now we just need a few panels of Harley twerking and with a foam finger...

I wouldn't mind seeing her do that...

Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26

@xlr87t3 said:

@dratini1331 said:

So what you're saying... is that now all we have to wait for is Miley to play Harley in the new Batman movies? Or is it that now we just need a few panels of Harley twerking and with a foam finger...

I wouldn't mind seeing her do that...

Which one?

Posted by MrMiracle77

Miley is going to be too busy going through fame menopause to make any meaningful cultural contributions

Posted by ganon15

LOL

Posted by JetiiMitra

See the thing is, Miley tries to be a whore. She wants to, if her actions/songs are any indication. But with Harley, it was forced upon her. Somewhere in there, Harley knows that what's happening is wrong, just like Peter Parker and MJ and the OMD deal. She just can't do anything about it.

Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt

@joygirl said:

I... *crawls into gutter to die*

*pushes you out*

OCCUPIED!!!!!

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Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt

i like the reboot Miley Cyrus better than the old one.

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Posted by drgnx

Hannah Montana? Serious? HANNAH MONTANA?

Posted by russellmania77

TWERp

Posted by DecoyElite

@joygirl said:

I... *crawls into gutter to die*

*pushes you out*

OCCUPIED!!!!!

You two should do battle about who got ruined more, Harley or Creeper.

Posted by Yokergeist

So they both became sluts. Interesting...

-$NG

Edited by Riot_Sqrrl

Sweet Jesus. Does this mean Mr. J is actually responsible for Achey Brakey Heart?? This shit just got real, kids.

Edited by DavidJarman

F_CK THAT, WHY HASNT A THREAD BEEN MADE YET? WHAT IS THIS?

Posted by THEOCITYLEGEND

Unlike Miley, HARLEY ACTUALLY HAS AN A$$!

Posted by M3th

FOOLS! Can you not see, "Jessie" from Disney is next.

-m3th.O.D.-

Posted by Vance Astro
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Edited by Jokergeist

@vance_astro: Technically he should watch his fingers....because of the keyboard.

Edited by chem86

I have way more respect for Harley

Posted by Pop123
Posted by The_Titan_Lord

LOL. Miley is really freaky right now.

Posted by Dabee

Remember back when you were a little girl, and your favorite TV show was Hannah Montana?

Hm, I guess I forgot when I was a little girl.

Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt

@avenging_x_bolt said:

@joygirl said:

I... *crawls into gutter to die*

*pushes you out*

OCCUPIED!!!!!

You two should do battle about who got ruined more, Harley or Creeper.

uuugh, no thanks. i'm manic depressive and have enough to worry about. i don't need to go up against Joy with my mood swings.

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@jokergeist said:

Remember back when you were a little girl, and your favorite TV show was Hannah Montana? You dressed in her glam girl style, you shopped for her merchandise, and you wanted to dye your hair blonde. You dreamed of becoming a Disney Star, just like your idol Miley Cyrus.

Totally. Good comparison.

Edited by Squares

Awesome comparison.

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Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones

@vance_astro: Technically he should watch his fingers....because of the keyboard.

...are you proud of...are you proud of what you typed there.

Posted by Jokergeist
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Posted by Jokergeist

@drgnx: This guy was a real heel.

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