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3.34 stars 3.34/5 Stars Average score of 41 user reviews

Kick-Ass didn't get his ass kicked for nothing 0

Kick-Ass was a pretty good movie much like the book. I liked the book better i think but the movie was still great. There are a few things that are differant from the book to film adaption however but that should be expected from many comic book movies. The film was exciting and full of action even though the main character got his ass kicked every other moment but Big Daddy and Hit Girl were fortunately there to show that loser how real fighting is done. Even though Kick Ass is a lame superhero...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Imagine, a great film. Here it is! 0

This film is excellant !!!! One of the greatest films I have seen. This is part due to my obsession with the rock n roll legend, known as John Lennon but this filmis still spectacular even if your not a Beatles or John Lennon fan. With the span of only 98 minutes i was wondering how they could do John Lennon's life justice in this film. They had executed it rather well. The film starts with a John Lennon as a boy with his Aunt Mimi and Uncle George. He receives a harmonica as a gift from his Unc...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

You'd think it's from Heaven 0

From Hell was a fantastic film . It was an excellant thriller full of suspense. The story takes place in London some time ago when the infamous Jack the Ripper wrecked havoc upon England's young women. While Jack is raping and slaughtering prostitutes London's finest get the assisstance from Johnny Depp no not really well sort of ... a detective played by Johnny Depp to try and help find the one responsible for the killings. Most people suspect the killer to be someone who is not payed well or j...

2 out of 4 found this review helpful.

Sky of blue sea of green in our Yellow Submarine 0

Yellow Submarine was a very good film. It was very unusual however with all the strange surreal images brought to life by various animators which i actually like. It is fun for the whole family. Has some funny little quipps, a nice story, and good music played throughout. The movie starts with the introduction of a magical place called Pepperland. The inhabitants like to play music , the "blue meanies" however become irritated by it and wish to attack the people of Pepperland. A captain escapes ...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

KingdomCome (spoilers) 0

I loved KingdomCome it was absolutely awesome !!!  I like how there is a parellel between people and our government and people and superhumans in this outstanding book. People have depended too much on the government and that dependancy on the government gives them more power just like the superhumans in the book people all have depended on them to protect them and they now have all the power and that is where we have this mess in this book. Armagedon seems imminate and likely due to some of the...

4 out of 4 found this review helpful.

Help! 0

Help! is a pretty good film it's full of British humour and has great music to boot. The film starts out with a cult somewhere in the Bahamas that need a human sacrifice and they have chosen to sacrifice Ringo Starr of the rockband the Beatles because he wears a ring that is of their interest. The Beatles soon discover that they are being attacked and try to find a way too get the ring off of Ringo. The things that make this film great are the Beatles seemingly natural humour and the great music...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Scott Pilgrim vs my opinion 0

Scott Pilgrim vs the World what have I to say about this film? Hmm. Well i guess I am a little wishy washy but I'd say it's pretty average. I liked the film in some parts but in others it sort of seemed to be lagging off for me and my interest. But over all I found it to be a  nice,quirky, funny, action packed adventure as Scott Pilgrim fights 6 ex boyfriends and one ex girlfriend to get the girl of his dreams Ramona. I would recommend this film it's a tad differant from the common variety of fi...

4 out of 7 found this review helpful.

The Mind of Edward Nashton 0

This story is a great tale of the prince of puzzlers and gets us able to see a closer look into the psyche of the psychotic killer that is now a reformed citizen of Gotham City. As all the Joker Asylum tales start it has Joker speaking and ready to tell us all a facinating tale about one of Batman's most dangerous foes. It begins with the Riddler robbing a bank and falling head over heels with a girl that has no interest in him due to the fact he is a wanted criminal. Riddler of course ignores t...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Manthing is about as ugly as he is himself 0

Wow. I was getting ready to see this film thinking ok I know this won't be good but how bad can it be. And found out it was even worse than i had originally thought it would be. It is suprising this film has even been in theaters it seems more like one of those cheap low budget movies just created by the Sci Fi channel but no this actually showed in theaters. The movie starts out with some indian guy I think talking about how evil oil drillers are and automatically laugh to myself thinking oh my...

4 out of 6 found this review helpful.

The Mind of Basil Karlo 0

The Joker's Asylum II tales ends with Clayface AKA Basil Karlo. I liked this book didn't love it but I thought it was pretty good. It shows Clayface going on a killing spree for his character not being more noticed. He wanted fame and fortune for his part in the Terror as the monster. He finds out he has a little fan cult of many fans and when Batman tries stopping Clayface he is forced to restrain because the people he is fighting are ordinary civilians including Clayface. I liked it but I pref...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

The Mind of Waylon Jones 0

This brilliant tale starts with Joker telling the tale of Batman's most monstrous foe , Killer Croc. Killer Croc is trying to be "cured" of his illness which doesn't seem very possible because the man is like practically not a man ; he has animal like reasoning and rage ; as it shows him escape from his chains by biting his hands off. He kills the Arkham doctors and escapes. Batman arrives on the scene with Jim Gordon investigating. Killer Croc finds a young man who is seemingly a normal guy tha...

1 out of 3 found this review helpful.

The Mind of Jervis Tetch 0

The Mad Hatter is one of Gotham's luniest criminals possibly next to the Clown Prince of Crime. This tale of the disturbed englishman shows how strange the Hatter is. It shows the obsessive side of his personality having struggle with something like abstaining from tea and wearing hats and it shows the scizophrenic side through the way the book is drawn the Hatter sees everything as some kind of colourful wonderland. The book begins with the Joker narrating as he does in all Joker Asylum books. ...

1 out of 2 found this review helpful.

The Mind Of Harleen Quinzel 0

Like all the Joker's Asylum tales they show you  tales of Batman's most insane inmates and they show you allitle closer into the psyce of Bat's most dangerous criminals. This tale starts off with Joker as he narrates all these stories tells a tale about his insane girlfriend , Harely Quinn. The tale starts with Miss Quinnzel escaping from Arkham to see her "puddin" because it is Valentines Day , but she later realizes Falcone's gang attacked Joker's gang and kidnapped Joker. Harely tries to find...

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Interesting twist 0

Wes Craven's New Nightmare has its ups and its downs. It is an exciting,entertaining and new take on the classic Dream Slasher. It is set up like it is the real world and they finished the movie Freddy's Dead. The actress who plays Nancy is the lead character in this film. She gets caught up in Freddy's nightmarish antics which seems impossible since Freddy is just a character in her movies but it eventually appears to be true as Freddy murders her husband who works on special effects for the Ni...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Gosh darn it you spoiled the ending. 0

The stupid thing about this Freddy film they automatically give you the conclusion to the whole movie in the title , "Freddy's Dead". It doesn't seem to be a thrilling name for a movie promising you Freddy is going to die at the end of the film. The movie starts with an amnesiac boy who is part of a plot set up by Freddy to lure other teenagers to their deaths. The thing I like about this film is that in the end it shows you more of Freddy's beginnings which after you see his beginning you will ...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Super Freedy isn't so super. 0

Like I said before Nightmare on Elmstreet movies rank from good, to ok , to terribly poor. This is one of the dumber films with the classic dream slasher. The film of coarse revolves around teenagers caught up in the chaos that Krueger brings. The film starts out with the lead Actress playing a girl named, Alice having a dream about taking a shower which seems like a rather strange thing to dream about and Freddy almost drowns her but she breaks through the shower and falls in some kind of asylu...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Wondering about Wonderland? 0

I have seen the original film but I was very,very young so I don't remember how it went but that doesn't matter this movie is sequel to that film but in live action you don't need to see the first film to get the story. It is good. I think most of Tim Burton's movies are pretty good. The story starts to begin when in the future ,Alice is of proper age for marriage and her parents are forcing her to marry some stiff that she doesn't wish to marry her possible future husband, Hamish proposes she r...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Robin Hood 0

Robin Hood was an ok film. Not extremely great but pretty good. I forget the plot of the film because It has been a rather long time since I have seen it. It was a strange take on the character. He doesn't even really become an enemy of Prince John till the end of the movie. Robin Hood also didn't really show off his archery skills too much at all. Not that it affects the story but it kinda just throws you off in some kind of way. But some of his Merry Men used their bows more than Robin himself...

3 out of 4 found this review helpful.

The Dream Master 0

Nightmare on Elmstreet movies range from good,average,and poor. This goes in the average range I think. The plot comes off of the 3rd movie which I haven't seen so I was a tad confused with the abilities that the girl had in the beginning but I quickly got it. The "dream warriors" from the third movie think they got rid of Freddy but Freddy finds a way back through Kristin's ability to pull others into her dreams. Freddy goes on an onslaught of killing and kills her friends and later her. Unfort...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Has he lost his mind? 0

Don't get me wrong I liked Ironman 2 it was good and exciting. But it is like most sequels worse than the original. I was expecting allitle bit better though. The story starts out with a man in Russia named Ivan making a suit to go up against Ironman. The government later asks for the Ironman suit and Stark will not let them have it. The Soviet attempts to kill Ironman but fails miserably. The Russian escapes prison with the help of Stark's bussiness rival Justin Hammer and he gives him supplies...

4 out of 6 found this review helpful.

Ironman 0

Ironman was an awesome film and probably the greatest Marvel film ever made. X-men 2 being probably in second. I loved this film it had action,comedy,and a good story. It starts out with Billionare Playboy Tony Stark on a trip with soldiers presenting his Jerhico missle weapon while he gets an almost fatal injury from exploding shrapnel from one of his missles. It then shows a flash back leading up to the near fatal injury again. He is captured by the Ten Rings ,a terrorist group similar to Tali...

5 out of 6 found this review helpful.

This is a Nightmare 0

The 1st Nightmare on Elmstreet and the reboot may be good but the second film; Nightmare on Elmstreet 2 Freddy's revenge was pretty awful. I didn't like the plot. Freddy comes back but tries using someones body as a host so he can kill people. One thing I don't get was isn't Krueger powerless in real world besides increased stregnth and duarability? It seemed like he was in one scene in the real world using powers he usually would in the dream world;unless all the other kids were sleeping at onc...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

This Nightmare is a dream. 0

A Nightmare on Elmstreet, the original version is a good film. It is full of thrills and Robert Englund horror humor. This is like its remade version clean for a horror film and the kids don't act like jerks or idiots so you want them to actually die. Pretty good special effects for the time actually. Very good for a horror film,highly recommended. However I thought Freddy Krueger getting hit by all those traps Nancy left looked silly and it reminded me of a horror film version of Home Alone.   ...

1 out of 2 found this review helpful.

1...2... Freddy's Review 0

I don't care what some critque's think this was a good film. Allot better than most horror films and probably the best I have seen. The movie starts off with Freddy killing kids that knew him in the past as a gardener at an elementary school. Freddy was kid friendly ,allitle too kid friendly. The kids told their parents of Freddy malesting them and parents and police cornered the killer in the building and burnt it down Freddy comes back as a spirit that terrorizes the children he knew at the sc...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

V for Victory 0

V for Vendetta was an excellant film! It left out allot of stuff from the comic,though. I am however able to look past this aspect of the great film. Hugo Weaving did a good job as V. The plot was good but then again how could you get it wrong when you have source material like Alan Moore. The fighting sequences were neat. The animation on daggers when thrown however looked fake. Overall it was a superb film worth praising and definitely watching....

4 out of 6 found this review helpful.

Michael Myers on the prowl 0

Halloween was pretty good , much better than most of the newer films. It does not have as many phony things that happen in it than other movies like the fifth film with the two idiot cops who think Michael is someone pranking them. This shows the beginning of Michael Myer's killing legacy and is an exciting tale full of anticipation and suspense as Michael stalks his victims and slaughters them. I recommend this movie and give it three stars.  ...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Resistance is futile 0

This is good Star Trek film and a good film in general. It starts with the Borg attacking the Enterprise and Picard and Starfleet defend against them. Laforge and Riker go back in time to get a scientist's aid from the past. Data is captured by the Borg while trying to save Picard. Picard makes some plans to get past the Borg. The people on the Enterprise must now make a decision to stand and fight or evacuate the ship and self destruct it with the Borg on. Picard wants to fight but everyone els...

3 out of 4 found this review helpful.

The Japanese have done it again!!! 0

This movie is very good and yet very bad. It is hillarious and highly entertaining but the movies plot is weird. The movie starts out with a guy trying to find his brother and thinks he is on an island. He sees a poster for a dancing contest the prize is a boat he is interested and goes to the contest he finds two guys trying to win the boat but they don't win the one guy wants to see the boat and they drive to use it so he can find his brother. The boat belongs to a man with a gun and he gets m...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Michael Lives and this time his movie stinks. 0

I have not watched many Halloween films just the lousy 3rd one and the pretty good second film and this one goes right in the middle on the suckometer. It is decent in a matter of excitment but the way every thing goes is messed up. The beginning has the police thinking they got rid of Michael but off coarse they didn't and he ends up near an old man's house the old man gets attacked but then halloween is over and Michael comes back next Halloween but the old guy doesn't get rid of the body for ...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Bloody Good Film, My Dear Watson! 0

I wasn't sure what to think of when I was about to see this movie but I found out that it was a very proper treat to go see it. In other words I found the film very well done. The movie starts out with Holmes and Watson solving a case and then they stop doing detective work for awhile and Holmes is restless and is bored of not doing detective work. Watson invites him out to dinner with his date because he says he needs to get out. Holmes later enters a boxing match and wins using intellect and m...

3 out of 5 found this review helpful.

Krueger vs Voorhees 0

Freddy vs Jason was a fairly good movie;although there were many things wrong with it. The movie starts out with the spirit of Freddy Krueger talking about his past and how the people defeated him and no one believes in him anymore and this makes him lose his power because Krueger draws his power from fear. He decides to use Jason Voorhees another famous slaher to kill people he does it by pretending to be Jason's mother and he tells him to kill the people in Elm Street opposed to those of Camp ...

3 out of 4 found this review helpful.

Watchmen(The greatest film I have ever seen) 0

Watchmen is fantastic!!!! The movie was almost played dead on to the comic. Almost every phrase and sentence was word for word to the comic! It was like I was reading the comic all over again but in moving pictures. All of the characters acted as I would expect they would in real life. The fighting scene between Rorschach vs the SWAT team was heart pounding excitement. Of coarse the quotes made by Jackie Earle Haley AKA Rorschach AKA Walter Kovacs were spectacular ; the dramatic death of Rorscha...

7 out of 10 found this review helpful.

The Dark Knight reigns supreme! 0

The Dark Knight is an excellant picture.People need to get past Bale's grummbling voice. Bale is the best Batman on terms of his fighting techniques and is a good Bruce Wayne. The movie is fast paced and has action around every corner.Batman isn't the individual that makes this movie great. It is the Joker! Heath Ledger made a smashing performance right before he kicked the bucket. Joker was an entertaining character to watch in the movie. He made the character believeable. He was played dead on...

14 out of 19 found this review helpful.

The Origin of the Dark Knight 0

The rebooted Batman series gave Batman a good comeback after the fluke of a film Batman and Robin. The film accurately portrays the origin of the Bat to some extent but with a few changes. It's exciting and full of action and a good story. It includes three awesome villains: Ra's Al Ghul,Scarecrow and Zsasz. Christian Bale's fighting as Batman remains the most respectful to the Dark Knight. This is the best or second best Batman film probably second best.  The Bat ...

12 out of 16 found this review helpful.

Badman and Robber 0

This was a bad Batman film and it robbed the fans of their money and love of this light knight. It is the worst Batman film made. George Clooney murdered the role of Batman with lack of grimness and jokes like "You break it you buy it." and his bat visa jokes. Bruce Wayne I have never seen with a shaved head or gray hair at a young age. Robin also has the shaved head problem. Mr.Freeze has a dozen o ice,and freeze jokes and his suit is bulky and makes him look fat.Poison Ivy was relyed allot on ...

4 out of 5 found this review helpful.

Forever moderate 0

Batman Forever is a moderate film with some entertainmet. Val Kilmer's fighting style is second best next to Christian Bale and he was an ok Batman and Bruce Wayne. I liked how in the movie they showed Batman's struggle of being Batman or Bruce Wayne. There is two sides to everyone yet this film also had some bad flaws like the roles of the villains. They didn't fit too well. Two-Face seemed to giddy all the time when his charcter is homicidal and dark. Riddler wasn't good because he just wasn't...

6 out of 10 found this review helpful.

Batman Returns 0

  I wasn't overly crazy about Batman Returns,not just because I am not a big fan of the villains or Micheal Keaton's fighting dosn't seem worthy to be Batmans. It is entertaining but not very much so. Tell me why are the Penguin's goons clowns? The mayor shouldn't be able to almost kill Catwoman and make Batman out of action with a pistol. The fights in the movie arn't believeable. The best part of the movie is when Batman shots his grapple gun at the wall and gives it a tug and takes the wall w...

5 out of 12 found this review helpful.

Da!Da!Da!Da! Batman reviewed 0

The Adam West Batman movie by William Dozier may have incorrectely defined Batman but the film was based on the campy 60s tv show that was supposed to be funny. It was filled with a bunch of silly phrases like "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." and had a corny plot ,villains try to take over the world,not to well thoght out but I find this movie entertaining because of the humor that is displayed throughout. The villains however acted the same way in the comics as they did in the movi...

6 out of 7 found this review helpful.

Batman 0

   The first of the Tim Burton then later Joel Scumacher series is an excellant film with action,excitement,and good acting. Jack Nicholson makes an excellant Joker but dosn't out due Heath Ledger. I wasn't crazy about Michael Keaton as Batman; he was a good actor but his fighting technique as Batman wasn't impressive. It gave a more homicidal version of Joker compared to the one in the Adam West's Batman film. It was the best Batman movie out of the 4 part series. Harvey Dent was a black guy wh...

10 out of 16 found this review helpful.

Batman and Robin [ not Joel Schmaccers] 0

  Batman and Robin is the second serial of Batman's carrerr and his last because serials arn't made anymore. Batman and Robin is not as good as the first serial. I still liked it. It was entertaining for a movie of its time . It had some cheap scenes and Batman for some reason couldn't fight like he's supposed to and had no gadgets. The villain was less interesting and plot was less diabolical , he wanted to control all the cars and electronics in the city. I like the first one better becaue it ...

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.